Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
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throwglitter1
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love spuds? bahaha :)
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Idonebeenhad
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ydi for calling them love spuds
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kiran11
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wow
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NzaHaFML
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it sucked that much, you had to call ur dad?
-Pun intended
-Pun intended
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Isabel312
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that blows
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Isabel312
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that blows
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Isabel312
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that blows
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Idonebeenhad
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ydi for calling them love spuds
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flockz
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the leech really had to grow a pair to go after the love spuds.
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sourskittle95
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I can't even imagine how awkward that would be...
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daisyloo
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Ewwwie, that must've been awkward.
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UN1T3D
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that SUCKS. I bet your dad BLEW up with laughter after he saw it.
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Andrew1122
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WTF are love spuds?
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Jay1D
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I assuming they're testicles.
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flockz
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no they're mister and mrs. potato head durrrr
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Boygenius50
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Then who was leech????
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juicedboi
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You call transvestite hookers "leeches"? I bet there was so much sucking going on that it took a while for your dad to pull it off your "love spuds".
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YourEvilHero
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would have sucked even more if you got a boner
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0utlawed
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got the love spuds, in the love shack! baby love shack!
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moosemonkey1000
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the fuck are love spuds?
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moosemonkey1000
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the fuck are love spuds?
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kenharb
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And that's why children, you where bathing suits while swimming.
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kenharb
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**Wear
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HouseKeeping
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*wear
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kenharb
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Yes I realized my mistake, and yes I corrected it. No need to correct it again.
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HouseKeeping
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If you payed any attention to time, then you would realize they where posted within a minute of each other.
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gmc_blossom
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*Were.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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*paid
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n_epic_fail
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"love spuds??" this is the first and god willing the last I ever here that used by a man. >.< lmao FYL
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cc_the_beast
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Eh, its good father-son bonding! I've had to dig a tick out of my boyfriends balls while camping. we've never been closer :-3
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dolphincheddar
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at least it wasn't your mom that had to do it
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iPoopMusic
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143 - Owned
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Azu_nyan
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My first thought.
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maddylovesu
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love spuds? da fuck....
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monarchy123
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My thoughts exactly.
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mahomie4lyfe
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-143
wowwwww really????
wowwwww really????
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TYbarnes1995
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And the fact you have to burn off leeches
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carloslover
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woow that sucks ...
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TheMasticater
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Is it too soon to make a blowjob joke?
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oreobunbun
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at least it didn't get your love carrot.
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free2speak
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I'm guessing love spuds refer to OP's balls from analyzing all the "blows"/"sucks" puns. I can't see the gender of OP on my iPhone so can anyone confirm?
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evaki1
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That s not punny!
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throwglitter1
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love spuds? bahaha :)
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skizzlerz
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Bahaha that was my first thought too. "Love spuds" haha...best term ever XD
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pixie4
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lmao mine too.
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androiddestroya
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props for "love spuds"
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davidisbeast
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ok so is that a reference to breasts? :O
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AsianCookie247
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I thought the same thing! lol
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sorryforyou
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135-no to his balls
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Neorecon19
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OP, next time that happens, just use salt. easiest way to get rid of them. damn aquatic mosquitos.
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xX_LilSammie_Xx
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-Insert amused chuckle.-
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carloslover
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woow that sucks ...
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Outsider_77
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I can picture the leech's reaction when it realized it wasn't sucking blood
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EatnBeef
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cut your balls off. then it will never happen again lol....
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DoggyDoggWorld
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3- no pun intended?
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brainsforblondes
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^lol
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Feklfekl2222
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you're not meant to pull leeches off it's much safer to leave them on
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Sunny_Eclipse
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Aww look at the Pika-kitty.
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esfox83
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lol love spuds good one
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maddie2015
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5-get a new profile picture, your is annoying. middle finger and a smile, classy.
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IAm1AwesomeChick
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Why be so mean?
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pink_raindrops
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That's not being mean, it's being honest. Those types of pictures are really stupid.
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whitewoods
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maddie- because everyone wants to see just one eye and your chin. grow up
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jackien1
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plus he's ugly
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superguavafruit
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Are you here to look at people's pictures?
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jellybeans4833
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Lol aww the leech wanted to stat with you :( you're so mean!
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disneyfan101
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at least you don't have to worry about blueballs anytime soon xP
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HailsMM
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Ah man no soda!? I love bawls!
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blondie1208
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love spuds. that's a new one haha
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markymark1429
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wooah cutie!
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maddie2015
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fersure.
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ilovemyjohnnyboy
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shut the hell up. you are annoying!
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IAm1AwesomeChick
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Why be mean?
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shorewoodTBIRD
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hello:)
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joeyjones000
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heyy
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kristena103
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According to ur face it is
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Sweej
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Why would you call your dad? .... and what did he do that you couldn't?
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Isabel312
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op's dad is a professional massage therapist.
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Isabel312
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op's dad is a professional massage therapist.
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KaySL
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I believe his dad helped him "get it off", Sweej.
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amrik
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sprinkle salt on its head :)
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edogy
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WTH are love spuds?!?!
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lazyfoo92
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the same question seemed to pop into my head while reading this.. an fml and wtf moment!!
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illegalmexxican
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love your pic
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duhhitscolin
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why not ur mum?
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AMAN1218
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that sucks balls!
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HowardTheDuck
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lmao
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AssassinJr
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hahaha litteraly
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transfat
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leggit .
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IAm1AwesomeChick
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Leggit?
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raney150
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if you can't figure it out, he meant legit.