By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 030
You deserved it 5 007

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love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

ydi for calling them love spuds


NzaHaFML 13

it sucked that much, you had to call ur dad? -Pun intended

Idonebeenhad 17

ydi for calling them love spuds

flockz 19

the leech really had to grow a pair to go after the love spuds.

sourskittle95 5

I can't even imagine how awkward that would be...

Ewwwie, that must've been awkward.

UN1T3D 6

that SUCKS. I bet your dad BLEW up with laughter after he saw it.

Andrew1122 0

WTF are love spuds?

Jay1D 0

I assuming they're testicles.

flockz 19

no they're mister and mrs. potato head durrrr

Boygenius50 8

Then who was leech????

juicedboi 7

You call transvestite hookers "leeches"? I bet there was so much sucking going on that it took a while for your dad to pull it off your "love spuds".

YourEvilHero 12

would have sucked even more if you got a boner

0utlawed 0

got the love spuds, in the love shack! baby love shack!

the fuck are love spuds?

the fuck are love spuds?

And that's why children, you where bathing suits while swimming.

Yes I realized my mistake, and yes I corrected it. No need to correct it again.

If you payed any attention to time, then you would realize they where posted within a minute of each other.

gmc_blossom 21


n_epic_fail 14

"love spuds??" this is the first and god willing the last I ever here that used by a man. >.< lmao FYL

cc_the_beast 6

Eh, its good father-son bonding! I've had to dig a tick out of my boyfriends balls while camping. we've never been closer :-3

at least it wasn't your mom that had to do it

iPoopMusic 0

143 - Owned

My first thought.

love spuds? da fuck....

monarchy123 1

My thoughts exactly.

-143 wowwwww really????

And the fact you have to burn off leeches

woow that sucks ...

Is it too soon to make a blowjob joke?

oreobunbun 3

at least it didn't get your love carrot.

free2speak 14

I'm guessing love spuds refer to OP's balls from analyzing all the "blows"/"sucks" puns. I can't see the gender of OP on my iPhone so can anyone confirm?

That s not punny!

love spuds? bahaha :)

skizzlerz 0

Bahaha that was my first thought too. "Love spuds" term ever XD

lmao mine too.

androiddestroya 7

props for "love spuds"

davidisbeast 12

ok so is that a reference to breasts? :O

AsianCookie247 14

I thought the same thing! lol

sorryforyou 0

135-no to his balls

OP, next time that happens, just use salt. easiest way to get rid of them. damn aquatic mosquitos.

-Insert amused chuckle.-

woow that sucks ...

I can picture the leech's reaction when it realized it wasn't sucking blood

cut your balls off. then it will never happen again lol....

3- no pun intended?

you're not meant to pull leeches off it's much safer to leave them on

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Aww look at the Pika-kitty.

lol love spuds good one

5-get a new profile picture, your is annoying. middle finger and a smile, classy.

That's not being mean, it's being honest. Those types of pictures are really stupid.

maddie- because everyone wants to see just one eye and your chin. grow up

plus he's ugly

superguavafruit 0

Are you here to look at people's pictures?

Lol aww the leech wanted to stat with you :( you're so mean!

at least you don't have to worry about blueballs anytime soon xP

Ah man no soda!? I love bawls!

love spuds. that's a new one haha

shut the hell up. you are annoying!

kristena103 14

According to ur face it is

Sweej 1

Why would you call your dad? .... and what did he do that you couldn't?

op's dad is a professional massage therapist.

op's dad is a professional massage therapist.

sprinkle salt on its head :)

WTH are love spuds?!?!

the same question seemed to pop into my head while reading this.. an fml and wtf moment!!

why not ur mum?

that sucks balls!

HowardTheDuck 0


AssassinJr 0

hahaha litteraly

raney150 0

if you can't figure it out, he meant legit.