By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 596
You deserved it 82 748

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sourskittle95 5

sorry op but you totally deserved it.

vivsss 11

why were you sending dirty emails anyway?


plantfood 4

that sucks!!! haha

captainTexas84 0


that's what OP gets for not knowing how to be a professional stalker. o.o

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

I'm so happy for you!!!!!! op, ur kinda dumb...

flockz 19

u might be first, but i always finish last.

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

wtf it sent a lot.. sorry fail ipod.

sourskittle95 5

sorry op but you totally deserved it.

Agreed. It was a YDI after "anonymous dirty emails". WTF? You might as well become a porn star, it actually pays,.

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Ah, Brett Favre is still gettin' the woman.

more like Anthony wiener

n1c0l3t 0

Of course OP does!!! Why would they be talking to a stranger in the first place? stranger danger?!?! Hello!!! It's people like this that gives people my age a bad reputation.

flockz 19

see no u guys have it ALL wrong. OP was just simply emailing this person to inform them of how much they love playing in the mud and rolling in the dirt. u guys just assume way too quickly op is a whore shame on u. now op whats your email?

Wow OP, you so totally deserved it.

gTOtheT 7

ydi op for being a creepy stalker person :/

XxXHaCkErXxX 0

OP is such a smartie.

can you say..slut.

flockz 19

sssssss.... sluuuuu. sluhhhhhhhh. sluhhhhhhht. slut. FUCKING YES I SAID IT.

mlebethbear 0

sorry but I agree ydi

a_nutritionist 10

i can say slut. can you say judgemental cunt?

UN1T3D 6

dumb ass... really?

This is why when you want to whore yourself out on the Internet, you need to be a smart cybwhore. Who actually puts their name as a signature? Most of the time it's some dumbass quote or song lyric or "xXx [first name]".

Boygenius50 8

Why does this "Anonymous" guy get so many FML's confirmed??? They must have a pretty sad life :(

this "e-mail", is this what the kids are doing these days?

enonymous 8

I thought you were sending him cheescake yummy pictures?

kaylaaa1312 3

Next time, be a bit more classy.

96- holllly shit if you're serious then you're very dumb.. lmao any poster can opt to be anonymous on their fml

nikkon416 13

I love references to previous fml's

That sane thing happened to me except it wasn't dirty messages. Also only my first name.


and why were you doing this?

What I fail to understand is how someone so idiotic managed to get on a computer in the first place.

96, you sir are no genius

n_epic_fail 14

what possessed you to do this in the first place? lmao yea FYL but UDI

cc_the_beast 6

Similar thing happened to me, I had an email account I set up ages ago just for footy tipping. About a year later I started talking to my father for the first time using that email. The name attached to the account was 'Sanchez Monkeyfucker'.

208, Your story isn't that similar to OP's but it is definitely hilarious. Sanchez Monkeyfucker? Lmfao

im amazed every day by how stupid people are

whybother8 0

then it doesnt sound like the SAME thing..

You deserve it for having an email signature

vivsss 11

why were you sending dirty emails anyway?

sourskittle95 5

true dat!

People still use email? Maybe I've just been spoiled with texting and Facebook :$

Email is typically used for something called "work". Something you seem to have no experience in.

Because she knew I would enjoy them... then forward to my friends.

oreobunbun 3

dirty mails to people that don't know her...

kaykay9080 5

I like t0 fap, sheesh.

4- because the telegram operator was on strike.

I seem to only use email. I don't text much, and I think people with face book waste too much time.

sorry 59 but your not alone

Eggers 2

103- says the guy with a Nyan Cat profile pic. talk about a waste of time.

I actually don't have Facebook. Email and texting is all I have...

lilmisslovely13 15

219- same with me.

nobody asked or cares

blondebrunette11 4

especially to a stranger...

Well I believe the question we all wanna kno is why weren't you ??

hey, 146, Nyan Cat ftw. NYANYANYAN.

ArielTheMermaid 17

how could you not realize that? YDI

Lemme guess, you wear glow-in-the-dark camouflage.

DeadxManxWalking 27

sorry but I don't get it.

Probably because it was intended as a standalone comment and not a response to 5.. Thumb failure. However, if you still don't get it, I wouldn't trust you with e-mail.

brettrb 18

Desperate much?

Hahaha technology got to love it

hahahahahahhahaha technology, the Achilles heal of the Arabian world. (iron man reference) thumbsdown plz

Damn auto-correct. Always messing up texts and attaching names to anonymous emails...

wendyyyy 0

oops... gotta make sure you're actually anonymous when you want to be.

they are now

Sweej 1

And that's what you would call an epic failure.

eminemchick 19

i just read that in dwights voiceXD(the office)

There's no possible way I can feel sympathy for you. But, hey, at least you may end up on 4chan.