Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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Routine maintenance

By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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ki087 20

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:19

dude, get some chapstick.

ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:24

Maybe you've been mind controlled by an evil wizard to slowly commit autocannabilsm.

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ki087 20

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:19

dude, get some chapstick.

Eyalsh 32

Saturday 5 March 2016 8:01

my ex showed me a method for that, when brushing your teeth, brush your lips also. over a couple of times they will look like new. side effect being a weird feeling in the lips right afterwards for about an hour. but it's totally worth it.

aliciousness116 16

Saturday 5 March 2016 11:50

YESS, that method works!

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 6 March 2016 2:49

Chances are he has some sort of medical issue and it's worse than just your average chapped lips that Chapstick can fix. My cousin had insane chapped lips and went to the doctor it was so bad. The doctor told her she was actually having a type of allergic reaction to her Chapstick and every time she used it to help it was actually making her worse. She was told to stop using all chapsticks and only use Vaseline. It ended up clearing up fairly fast. Try Vaseline only, for about a week, and if there's no improvement go see the doctor.

Rkikkas9713 25

Sunday 6 March 2016 9:13

Actually Chapstick makes your lips worse once you stop using it. They put in these crystals that dry out your lips immensely once you stop using it.

youdontsay123456 21

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:21

This is when chapstick comes in handy....

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:24

Exfoliation and lip treatments are your friend.

ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:24

Maybe you've been mind controlled by an evil wizard to slowly commit autocannabilsm.

sumi90 12

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:25

Drink plenty of fluids; water, juices etc. and apply some glycerine instead of Chapstick. It's more effective.

cheshirecat13242 32

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:25

Slap some coconut oil on that shit, OP! Works like a charm. You'll have lips like Beyoncé after a week

tin_cup 27

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:35

Nice!

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 5 March 2016 7:18

Pertinent advice. Coconut oil works wonders.

FilleNoir 21

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:41

Exfoliate your lips. A glove or a spin brush works wonders.

DirectorLincoln 12

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:59

The ****?

novdestiny 23

Saturday 5 March 2016 4:50

as does a toothbrush.

nikkibee50 10

Saturday 5 March 2016 6:24

For u who don't know, a spinbrush is a toothbrush... It's motorized.

Druu 53

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:44

Eww, dude, that is just so gross. Apply vaseline, especially overnight. (Mentholated chapsticks sting like crazy if your lips are chapped.)

feven 32

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:54

Sounds painful. But seriously you couldn't find Chapstick or Vaseline anywhere? You kind of deserve it.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:05

That's called your forkskin.

apineapple 40

Saturday 5 March 2016 4:38

So is he slowly becoming Jewish?

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 5 March 2016 18:17

Hey we don't need no lip service from you, boy.

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