Intimacy: Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech...

By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By StungAlot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Saturday 23 July 2011 5:49

love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

ydi for calling them love spuds

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softball1432 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:57

"love spuds" haaaaaaa!!!!!! oh gosh.. that made my day..

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:05

Anybody under 18 years old, stop asking what a damn love spud is. Some moron pulled the term out of his ass!

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:50

Oh thank goodness only people under 18 can't ask what "love spuds" are. That means I'm safe. So what are "love spuds"?

grapist 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:08

how are there more u totally deserved it's?

grapist 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:11

wait jk sorry my b I'm retarded

mrmerino 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:12

if you pour salt or lime juice on a leech, it should pop off. better luck next time, OP.

0utlawed 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:15

got the love spuds! in the love shack! baby love shack!

FlurffyPupQueen 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:23

I love how you called "your boys" your love spuds :)

blacksswan 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:39

love spuds..... (goes on google images) oohhh Ahhh ewe. oh my. No comments.

oarisimo 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:56

ydi for saying, "love spuds".

joncole 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:58

love spuds? use English plz I'm so confused

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