Animals: Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

Um, it's just a slug. It might look a little disgusting to some people but it's not going to kill someone, i think OP will be just fine after a shower.

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Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:29

Well then.

katie1243 16

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Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:29

The only thing more terrifying than this would be if you rolled over onto it. But hey at least it wasn't a spider right?

Shadowbay 18

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Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:32

At least you woke up before it reached it's possible destination ;)

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Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:34

What a sluggish start to the day. No? Okay, I'll let myself out.

hellobobismyname 24

Wednesday 16 March 2016 20:21

Well hurry up now. Don't move so sluggishly!

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Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:35

It creeps! It crawls! It's the Slug!

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