By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 434
You deserved it 1 858
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

holly_fly 34

I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)

43 3

Comments

holly_fly 34

I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)

43 3
Arwen_Evenstar 37

Were you camping or do you just have a lot of wildlife in your home?

20 1
anonymous198913 26

I'd move far, far away from there... Sorry that happened OP

2 9
sparkledoge 29

Um, it's just a slug. It might look a little disgusting to some people but it's not going to kill someone, i think OP will be just fine after a shower.

7 1
katie1243 16

The only thing more terrifying than this would be if you rolled over onto it. But hey at least it wasn't a spider right?

15 1
Shadowbay 18

At least you woke up before it reached it's possible destination ;)

9 0
Hakosuko 8

What a sluggish start to the day. No? Okay, I'll let myself out.

8 5
hellobobismyname 24

Well hurry up now. Don't move so sluggishly!

6 2