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Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
Look in the bright side, at least you made someone's day through balls infection. Nobody could ever do that
Good lord, that is awful. I genuinely have to ask though, how the fuck does a testicle get infected? Did you have some sort of laceration or other entry wound? I'm genuinely curious... mainly because I never want this to happen to MY balls. Lmao
I can promise you that she doesn't care. Just about anyone in the medical field doesn't care about your junk, so it's only weird if you make it weird
dam just don't let yourself get a hard on lol