dam just don't let yourself get a hard on lol

I can promise you that she doesn't care. Just about anyone in the medical field doesn't care about your junk, so it's only weird if you make it weird

Serves you right for going to a strip club without a codpiece. They'll probably give you some serious meds for testicle-check-induced tachycardia.

You called an ambulance???

You need to admit to the nurse that you're nuts about her.

I'm not seeing an issue here lol

i was in a similar situation when i had to get surgery to lower one off my bals to reduce the risk of cancer, it was great we reconnected while she massaged my balls and we're great friends now

Look in the bright side, at least you made someone's day through balls infection. Nobody could ever do that

Good lord, that is awful. I genuinely have to ask though, how the fuck does a testicle get infected? Did you have some sort of laceration or other entry wound? I'm genuinely curious... mainly because I never want this to happen to MY balls. Lmao