Wrong place, wrong time

By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 062
You deserved it 106

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I can promise you that she doesn't care. Just about anyone in the medical field doesn't care about your junk, so it's only weird if you make it weird

dam just don't let yourself get a hard on lol

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dam just don't let yourself get a hard on lol

I can promise you that she doesn't care. Just about anyone in the medical field doesn't care about your junk, so it's only weird if you make it weird

I hope you mean "medical" field. The media field cares a lot about balls!

Serves you right for going to a strip club without a codpiece. They'll probably give you some serious meds for testicle-check-induced tachycardia.

You called an ambulance???

I'm with you here, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS COST (everyone's mum)

You need to admit to the nurse that you're nuts about her.

I'm not seeing an issue here lol

i was in a similar situation when i had to get surgery to lower one off my bals to reduce the risk of cancer, it was great we reconnected while she massaged my balls and we're great friends now

Look in the bright side, at least you made someone's day through balls infection. Nobody could ever do that