Intimacy: Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech...

By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By StungAlot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Saturday 23 July 2011 5:49

love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

ydi for calling them love spuds

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k9luver13 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:45

that's awkward

kenta_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:45

fail for calling them love spuds

xXSKYLARXx 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:59

deep down in my plumbss

baconboy_42 8

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:08

You could have just poured salt on it and be done with the task. For future reference of course. But love the term "love spuds".

LASERZ7 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:19

whats a love spud?

16rrpass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:26

What are love spuds??

sorryforyou 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:38

his balls

SinisterSnakes 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:39

hehe love spuds

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:46

at least you didn't just tear the leech off...

spd2fst4u 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:50

love spuds? lol, never has that term ever come up. nor will it again.

izzey 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:55

pretty sure i've never heard of the term love spuds sounds kind of creepy

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