By Anonymous - 20/3/2020 03:30

Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7890876 - Friday 20 March 2020 5:53

"Ok, then boyfriend."

By ojoRojo | 7

#7890890 - Friday 20 March 2020 8:00

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

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By Aiden89 | 21

#7890875 - Friday 20 March 2020 5:30

How dare you assume their orientation. (Jk)

By RichardPencil | 28

#7890876 - Friday 20 March 2020 5:53

"Ok, then boyfriend."

jkjorn | 14

#7890981 - Friday 20 March 2020 15:27

And then the co-worker responds: "So, are you available?"

JasonThorn | 17

#7891729 - Monday 23 March 2020 17:41

I'd reply with, "I'm straight...just not narrow."

By ojoRojo | 7

#7890890 - Friday 20 March 2020 8:00

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

By faifai_fml | 20

#7891203 - Saturday 21 March 2020 15:08

Idiot.
"I'm lonely, I wish I had a significant other."
"You should go find a significant other."
"...Are you even listening to me or did a bird poop in your brain pan?"

By ashbashlove | 2

#7891356 - Sunday 22 March 2020 8:24

I’m failing to see a problem? He was telling you his preferences? Grow up