Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
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"Ok, then boyfriend."

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

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How dare you assume their orientation. (Jk)

"Ok, then boyfriend."

And then the co-worker responds: "So, are you available?"

Sorry, I'm not, but maybe Jack is?

I'd reply with, "I'm straight...just not narrow."

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

Idiot. "I'm lonely, I wish I had a significant other." "You should go find a significant other." "...Are you even listening to me or did a bird poop in your brain pan?"

I’m failing to see a problem? He was telling you his preferences? Grow up