The spirit of John Lennon

By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 544

You deserved it 99

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daddycaitlin 13

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 2:03

Wait. Not a huge deal?? How are you used to having bugs in your bra? I could never.

JoanT 11

Tuesday 8 September 2020 4:27

Everyone but you

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 7 September 2020 23:02

Polynipples! I hope you have pictures for us.

JoanT 11

Tuesday 8 September 2020 4:27

Everyone but you

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 5:24

So, you've seen them? C'mon, do me a solid -- forward me the pics!

JoanT 11

Tuesday 8 September 2020 5:31

Dude I’m the author and fuck no even if I had pics I wouldn’t send them you

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 5:33

Are you Becks or JoanT or both? Don't be stingy.

Darlene King 3

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 1:23

Can you say that fast 3 times? Black blister beetle Black blister beetle Black blister beetle

daddycaitlin 13

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 2:03

Wait. Not a huge deal?? How are you used to having bugs in your bra? I could never.

JoanT 11

Tuesday 8 September 2020 4:26

I live in Hawaii bugs are so common, plus I grew up with so many brothers they never bother me until they give you painful water blisters on the boobs

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 8 September 2020 7:23

Do I want to know how your brothers give you "painful water blisters" on your boobs? Uh, ... no. If you'll share your tittie pics with everyone in the world but me, I certainly don't want to know what your brothers do to your boobs.