Intimacy: Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping,...

By fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz - 05/09/2013 16:39 - Sweden - Solna

Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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RedTailBoa 12

Friday 6 September 2013 2:29

Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*

annie_nk 22

Friday 6 September 2013 2:26

Or cauliflower.

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katina1236 20

Friday 6 September 2013 2:38

And now the mental image is so revolting, I can no longer enjoy cottage cheese

October3461 12

Friday 6 September 2013 2:40

And the award for best horror costume goes to...

BFons 19

Friday 6 September 2013 2:42

Bad pie!

FeatherTips 10

Friday 6 September 2013 2:46

That... is horrifying. I just gagged.

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 6 September 2013 2:51

hellooooo grandma!

rememberkids 14

Friday 6 September 2013 2:52

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mcm_3 16

Friday 6 September 2013 2:56

I could never eat cottage cheese to begin with

NightHawk387 22

Friday 6 September 2013 4:25

I know. Cottage cheese is just as nasty as what he saw.

DrownedMyFish 18

Friday 6 September 2013 2:59

The images this FML gave me will be burned into my brain forever........

TheDrifter 23

Friday 6 September 2013 4:35

At least she wasn't wearing the sexy little thong over her depends, right? Wouldn't want to scar too many people.

snerfle 5

Friday 6 September 2013 3:02

Oh boohoo. You'll be old someday too! This doesn't seem like a very good FML to me.

martin8337 35

Friday 6 September 2013 3:09

I' ve never liked cottage cheese, just looks disgusting to me.

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