By fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz - 05/09/2013 16:39 - Sweden - Solna

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Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Or a tomato that no grandson should ever see.

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dinagdotphoto 13

Who makes your mashed potatoes #22?.. I wouldn't let that person cook for me ever again.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Thanks OP and the commenters above me for the lovely visual! On a positive note, at least grandma lives an exciting life. She just needs to remember when she has company over.

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tiernang 21

two of these types of quotes in a row...

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solesamurai 3

There are 2 kinds of people

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CanadiAnM8 24

I'm so sorry for you. At least it wasn't a full moon.

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Cazz91 21

Catching a glimpse of that crescent still sucks though lol.

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Little4Bear 10

OP was in need of a lunar eclipse.

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The_Big_Boss 20

You probebly liked it

cutiepie99 17

That's gross I'm sorry I don't know a nicer way to say this but GET A LIFE I don't know anyone who would like that except for maybe you why rash on him

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DocBastard 38

The_Big_Boss - You probably spelled "probably" wrong. And you're probably an idiot. Probably.

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dinagdotphoto 13

He OBVIOUSLY did.. That's EXACTLY why he wrote an FML about it.. Idiot.

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AKGirlinSD 20

5, I'm thinking you like that. You're a cub looking for a cougar. But to say that OP enjoyed looking at his Grandma, in a sexy outfit that is extremely revealing, is wrong in so many ways.

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blueeyedann 6

Probably not! *Shudders*

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LindsayxMoore 18

yuck! why would you look? unless she wanted your opinion, then thats just mean of her. grandma shouldn't be wearing any sexy costumes.

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CaiDog 20

He probably accidentally came by the room and happened to glance in a bad area. Also I hardly think its "mean" of her, considering she probably didnt count on her grandson seeing her. Its more just plain gross.

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DocBastard 38

Just for the record, I have NEVER seen an actual nurse dressed that way. If they did, my job would be infinitely more fun.

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perdix 29

#9, you're into cottage chees thighs?

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golden_warrior 23

Also for the record, I have never came across a hot nurse in my life. **** needs to stop lying and getting people hopes up.

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perdix 29

#34, oh, I have. Unfortunately, she was assisting on my colonoscopy. It was hard to make time with her, since she thought I was just another asshole.

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starile 19

Much like OP's grandma, I lament the end of the "Golden Age of Uniforms" (1950's-70's). Now they're more "practical" so they can prioritize saving lives rather than appealing to my raunchy tastes. No, I don't want no scrubs!

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AKGirlinSD 20

Doc, thanks for ruining our fantasies about nurses showing off their goods (JK)!

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CanadiAnM8 24

#33, AKA perdix. I am sorry but, rules are the rules. I must correct this, cheese*

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I have part 5 and part 13 on VHS! I usually watch them while I'm eating rice pudding. Somehow, that makes it not so bad..

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