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By fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz - 05/09/2013 16:39 - Sweden - Solna

Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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RedTailBoa 12

Friday 6 September 2013 2:29

Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*

annie_nk 22

Friday 6 September 2013 2:26

Or cauliflower.

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Beepbeep7 14

Friday 6 September 2013 6:57

Blah let her live her life she's earned it.

nerovetsrethca 20

Friday 6 September 2013 6:57

O.o

lininnes 6

Friday 6 September 2013 7:04

lucky grandpa

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 6 September 2013 7:04

Well, everyone who lives long enough eventually gets a cottage cheese ass, so someday you will, too...

Lennox_B 8

Friday 6 September 2013 7:47

Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

micha090 21

Friday 6 September 2013 8:09

Now i can't take the mental image out of my brain! :/

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 6 September 2013 8:44

Ewww..

cmac86 23

Friday 6 September 2013 9:03

please don't put that in our heads!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Friday 6 September 2013 10:24

eww not an image I wanted in my head.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 6 September 2013 10:32

Want a hug?

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