By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 19:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
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jwrin373 7

Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH "

You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.


Jaaared_ 15

Dang feminists.

Jaaared_ 15

3, I didn't know what to say actually.

CaiDog 20

I think you still don't know what to say.

subiedude08 17

Waste of a 1st comment

I wonder if you know what a feminist is..

Moron, not a feminist 💁🏼

You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.

What I'm confused about is that OP is a girl... Voicing an opinion to someone who would possibly have that same struggle. Sense totally made.

OP's roommate is a bit angry. Sorry you have to deal with her, OP! It is a huge pet peeve of mine that when women think nearly every comment, from a man or woman, is sexist. OP, I wish you the best at finding a better living arrangement.

jwrin373 7

Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH "

And then he gets slapped..

SystemofaBlink41 27

Didn't know OP got a sex change...

martin8337 35

OP, you might wanna move out or find a new roommate.

Icemist 6

that bites. time to start looking for a new living arrangement.

Stop apologizing! There is no valid reason why you should! Your roommate is the cunt and needs to get the fuck over it. It's just a word!

Damn straight, I would just provoke the bitch by using the word every other sentence.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yeah that's pretty damn stupid. Hold your ground, OP. Either start intentionally pissing her off so she moves, or ignore her. I don't understand how you're being a "sexist cunt" when you are also a woman. Are you telling yourself to make a sandwich? If so, make sure it's smoked turkey, can't go wrong with a smoked turkey sandwich!

Or the "Ultimate PB&J" with peanut butter and jelly, marshmallows, rolled in crushed Frosted Flakes cereal. 5 year old's dream!

@51, women can totally be sexist, it's called internalize misogyny. Feminism is about letting women make their own choices, so a person of any gender that tries to tell you how women "should" behave is being sexist. But OP doesn't sound like a sexist - she's allowed today "I'm hungry, I'm going to make a sandwich."

53 - Damn, that would sound good to a younger version of me but now...ugh.

@75, It still sounds good to me.

Now I want a sandwhich

While you are at it, make me one too. :)

threer 30



flockz 19

this ain't fucking subway.

We will make him pay out the ass.... with a pineapple.


"Sexist cunt" :P

She's one of the reasons why everyone hates feminists ;__;

GraceMarieC 13

Which sucks cause most feminists aren't even close to being like this. Damn radicals! ;(

miaoucore 13

not all feminists are like this. theyre just ones that make the others look bad

threer 30

Being feminist is different from being a psycho radical feminist. ;) Wanting equality isn't bad, is it?

The roommate isn't a feminist, she's just an idiot.

you think? XD

uh no. that would be patriarchy. tell me more about how false allegations of rape (literally less than 2 percent of all cases) are the reason people don't believe rape victims. lazy asses.

You fucking idiot...

I make awesome sandwiches.

so does your mom...

Fml, better than Craigslist

Tell your roommate to put on her big girl panties and get the fuck over her ridiculous attitude. Just because you suggest someone to make a sandwich to eat does not automatically make that person sexist. You're only sexist if you meant it in a sexist way.