Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
laden_swallow09 35
Who here wants a follow-up? I know I do!
Melody_pond 11
lol and here I thought people only did the dart board thing in movies
graciehowells 7
I'd do the same tbh
RatchetIsBad 7
Fake people like this are one of the reasons why I hate humanity. Life would be so much easier if you didn't talk to people that you didn't like rather than invite them to your house ?
addictedtoIASIP 14
I hate people who hate people Behind their backs but then hang out with them. Like if you hate someone don't hang out with them. Just ignore them like normal people do
DanielleD93 16
Sigh...
emmsies 16
well thts not creepy at all tht she found an instant way into ur room....ydi tho
MzZombicidal 36
It wasn't instant. Finding a way to OP's room meant she was just checking the place out. Also, I'm pretty weirded out at the fact that THAT is the concerning part to you and not the fact that she has the poor girl's /face/ on a /dartboard/.
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP chances are she was caught off guard and had to let the person in either the parents set them up to hang out, it was a group project or they came over with someone else. Sounds like the OP was just venting her frustration. The same ones calling her nuts would be recommending the OP kick her ass or revenge on a that would get cops involved in most situations.
KaneHunter 22
I understand the get help comments but yeah considering it's an FML people could give the benefit of the doubt.
MzZombicidal 36
My main issue with it is the fact that she basically keeps a picture of someone she hates hung up. Yes, it's on a dartboard, sure but it still makes me wonder why you'd keep something like that of someone you hated? What's it going to help? You've now let this person from school invade your personal life because of hatred. That's just very petty and passive aggressive. At least if she kicked her ass it'd be straight up aggressive. Lol.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Why did you let her come over if you hate her?
ladoom 23
What has she done to you for you to tape her photo on your wall? Most people keep their hatred slightly more private...