Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
jamnglamgirlie 17
Why was she at your house? Who invited her? Where did you get a picture of her? Why was she in your room? Did you give her permission?
cypherwars 15
OP, are you nuts? you bothered enough to tape a picture of your nemesis? and you invite her?
SiRiSpartan 12
Did anybody else see that the person whose face was taped to the dartboard posted an FML that is still in moderation?
ArashiGirl 13
I hope that one gets approved.
MzZombicidal 36
That always happens with a good FML. "Today, my dog got ran over. FML. In moderation: "Today, I ran over some kids dog. FML." It's usually just someone trying to leech. I've never seen two sides get posted, so that's my assumption.
Gurnir 10
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annarcheer 19
why was she at ur house
andythewrong 5
What's wrong with that ?
Thorzix 23
Obviously could be wrong about these, but; The fact you hate yer yet she showed up at your place kinda hits she found your address on her own, kinda hits at her being insane. The fact she shows up at your place at all kinda hints she's not doing anything mean to you, so that'd make you a bitch for hating someone without a reason, and then going as far as taping her face on a dartboard. If those two things are anywhere near true, I think both of you should seek help.
worldclassrager 41
If she came over unannounced then it's not really a huge issue well on your part...one thing for sure I think you both have a common bond now you both hate each other
Mobius638 8
Why did you let her in your house if you hate her?
lina21 12
Why did you invite her over, let alone leave that up and visible? Common sense OP