Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo...

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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By Woops - 27/08/2014 22:57 - United States - Secaucus

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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jhkmyun 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

Yikes, creepy much?

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:09

That's some creepy shit.

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samxoxoxolala 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

weirdddd first!

maddieguinn 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:34

this is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!

rockintothebeat 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 14:15

haha shane dawson did a reenactment(sp?) of this in one of his videos

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:42

Shane Dawson reenacted this (:

Ilikecats43 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 11:08

I remember that!!

jhkmyun 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

Yikes, creepy much?

hootersgirl09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

hahahahah WTF maybe thats not an FML but its funny and kind of creepy. get a new roommate btw!

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

I'm thinking maybe this is bullshit but if it isnt than definatly FYL maybe you should sleep with a 9mm from now on

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:09

That's some creepy shit.

sLap_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:14

that's pretty ****** up what'd you do?

ammali 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:15

O______o

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:16

good I hope you die bitch! (joke)

fyour_own_life 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:19

made up.

BigLord 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:21

If this is real then that roommate and yourself need to talk. Urgently.

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