Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
dDailydDosage 8
Classic
otumboo 10
you should think about seeing a therapist
catanita 18
If you hate her what was she doing at your house? Did you invite her or she invited herself? I can't understand how can a person be friends with someone they hate.
MidnightN7 17
I thought people only taped hated enemy pics to dartboards in the movies. You may want to seek counseling. I bet you're pretty good at darts, so there is that.
sebas1806 7
Isn't that a win-win
_purepxrcelain_ 6
i don't understand why people would let someone they hate over their house . it's fake as shit, & really immature .
candicorn 23
This sounds more like an F her life. "Today one of my friends invited me over to her house to hang out. When we into her room the first thing I noticed was her dartboard... With a picture of my face taped to it. FML"
RayvenWhite 12
If you don't like someone then don't have them come over to kick it, that's just messed up. You sound immature and should probably seek help for that rage. JS
LethalSeamonkey 15
Can we please have a follow up story? Why would you hangout with some you hate? Let alone at your house?
pike1346 3
You should have told her you had or wanted to hit it......