Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
littlekellilee 45
You sometimes hear people call someone their "enemy" and say they hate people. I don't get it; did she punch your dog? Steal your boyfriend and flaunt it to you? Steal your car? If it was something like that, why invite her to your house and pretend you like her? That just wastes everyone's time. If it wasn't, you don't hate her, you just don't like or, or even at most dislike her. If you're pretending to be friends with her and are actually taping her face to a dartboard, you're crazy and need to chill out! Life is much easier if you don't go around having drastic emotional reactions to everything.
vicki1000 8
awwwwkwaaarrrrdddd
SaharaZinc 14
I can't understand why OP had her over at all, seeing as the hatred was strong enough for a dart board.
HeartYou101 31
I don't believe this FML is real to be honest...Like who invites someone they don't like to their house and the whole picture stuck to the dartboard thing is only something that happens in movies! However if it is real, it's really disturbing you have a picture of someone you claim to hate in your possession in the first place and if you do throw darts at said picture, that's really ******* weird...
tukies 28
Normally when I don't like someone, I don't talk to them. I sure as hell wouldn't let them come over to my place. Time to rethink how you're handling things OP.
Jellysweetheart 23
You're an idiot. If you wanted to invite her over, you should have at least taken that down first. Although I don't get why you felt the need to invite her over if you hate her...
Aero_x 21
guess it's not a secret anymore!
SirTalkaton 22
So wait let me get this straight... You hate her, yet invited her over? Ummm YDI
_purepxrcelain_ 6
^^
PeachyFox 1
I think OP might have some social anxiety issues that may have led to the girl being invited into her room. Girl shows up at door and asks OP to come in. Taken off guard and having trouble saying no to people for fear of upsetting them or making them suspect the alleged secret hatred, OP let's her inside forgetting all about the dartboard out of her nervousness and being caught off guard by the hated classmate's unexpected appearance at OP's door. Just speculation. Or OP is just crazy as everyone else has stated.
lulinator 40
This seems reasonable.
sweetnsourrr 11
okay,I dislike some people in my life, but I never ever have done anything like that nor would I do that. You sound completely insane, you need some help. *backs away slowly*