Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
lockyz 10
You should have told her that the meaning of that it's you secretly love her and every time you missed a chance to ask her out you thrown a dart to make you feel better
Nyx7 24
Why bother lying o.o don't roll out the welcome mat when you hate the person
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why did she come to your house if you hate her? Obviously she had no idea of your feelings, and apparently she didn't until after she saw the dart board. How did you explain yourself out of that one? Still, most people are aware when someone doesn't like them...or so I thought. I'm curious as to why you hate her in the first place. What did she ever do to you? I had a lot of classmates that I couldn't stand, but I never took a picture of one of them and threw darts at it. I never even wanted their picture in my house at all. O.o
Thunderstruck14 30
Jeez, don't hang out with people you don't like. Its better to know someone at school doesn't like you than to have a friend who turns out actually hates you. Or if you have a quarrel with them, sort it out. But throwing darts at a picture of them? This is real life, not a cheesy movie. Show some respect, even to people you don't like.
PromiseYouWont 7
Why do you even have a picture if her?
peak4u 10
Why is she even in your house if you hate her?!
InTheMagic 3
Why are you hanging out with someone you hate
SamanthaThe1st 23
Why was she at your house? Were you planning to kill her or something?
alex1022 11
ydi for being fake. if ya dont like em, dont chill wit em plain n simple.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Is this the other point of view? I saw a FML regarding someone going over to someone’s house and seeing their face taped to a dart board 🤔