FML : Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she...

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 21 November 2009 08:00 / United States

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By g3rusz | 6

#682059 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:15

Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

By Mx_Rider | 6

#682031 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

move on find some one better, fuck that slut

:D

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By leoofbodom | 0

#682030 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:35

YES FIRST FUCK YOU ALL

bonertastic | 0

#682092 - Saturday 21 November 2009 14:27

That sounds AwkwardIntercourse.com

Inked2009 | 0

#682095 - Saturday 21 November 2009 14:35

@leoofbodom

No one gives a rats ass

leoofbodom | 0

#682114 - Saturday 21 November 2009 15:06

queer

By Mx_Rider | 6

#682031 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

move on find some one better, fuck that slut

:D

srcnix | 0

#682080 - Saturday 21 November 2009 14:04

darrellyswagg | 2

#3589852 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:47

Haha his friend already did ;)

By mylifestoryy | 6

#682045 - Saturday 21 November 2009 12:59

I would have just tapped her on the shoulder and said like this " I dont want to go out with you anymore" xD

mylifestoryy | 6

#682056 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:12

Totally replied on the wrong fml..fml D:

intensitive | 11

#682066 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:38

ahah

By nathannathan | 0

#682058 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:15

5th!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Megs431 | 6

#2530389 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 21:39

getta life

teentee401 | 36

#5992112 - Sunday 29 June 2014 16:13

If you look between the brackets you will find the group of people who care.... [ ]

By g3rusz | 6

#682059 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:15

HumptyHump | 0

#682090 - Saturday 21 November 2009 14:25

haha this is classic. You should definitely do something like this.

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#682101 - Saturday 21 November 2009 14:38

Yes for the herpes plan. XD

oh_dee | 0

#682138 - Saturday 21 November 2009 19:33

excellent!

Tigg3r | 3

#682307 - Saturday 21 November 2009 23:26

I totally agree with the herpes plan! XD

SirensMelody | 0

#682603 - Sunday 22 November 2009 2:50

Ahaha, that's a good one.

Wauw | 0

#2127365 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:57

Haha that's good. She would probably be thinking "shit!" If she really deserved you she wouldn't have done that. The herpes idea is a good one.

By LoveDemon | 19

#682069 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:45

Ha-Ha ... Good thing you found out .

DaDezza244 | 31

#5182650 - Sunday 25 November 2012 2:41

Dump her cheating ass! You deserve better OP. no one likes sluts or cheaters

By 19fml18 | 0

#682110 - Saturday 21 November 2009 15:00

Threesome!!!

k3500 | 0

#2351814 - Friday 15 April 2011 7:45

with 2 dudes? ew

By CallMeHush | 0

#682122 - Saturday 21 November 2009 15:26

Small world eh?

By ILoveMyLifeSoMuc | 0

#682131 - Saturday 21 November 2009 15:37

#13 lol

By xomegan95 | 0

#682146 - Saturday 21 November 2009 19:41

THREESOME!!!!!!! hehe

Preston_Pope | 0

#682656 - Sunday 22 November 2009 3:37

yes completely fake bullshit

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