By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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g3rusz 6
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Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

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Mx_Rider 6

move on find some one better, fuck that slut :D

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leoofbodom 0
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YES FIRST FUCK YOU ALL

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bonertastic 0

That sounds AwkwardIntercourse.com

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Inked2009 0

@leoofbodom No one gives a rats ass

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Mx_Rider 6

move on find some one better, fuck that slut :D

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darrellyswagg 2

Haha his friend already did ;)

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mylifestoryy 6

I would have just tapped her on the shoulder and said like this " I dont want to go out with you anymore" xD

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mylifestoryy 6

Totally replied on the wrong fml..fml D:

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nathannathan 0

5th!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Megs431 6

getta life

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teentee401 36
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If you look between the brackets you will find the group of people who care.... [ ]

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g3rusz 6
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Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

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HumptyHump 0
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haha this is classic. You should definitely do something like this.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0
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Yes for the herpes plan. XD

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oh_dee 0

excellent!

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Tigg3r 3
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I totally agree with the herpes plan! XD

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SirensMelody 0
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Ahaha, that's a good one.

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Wauw 0
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Haha that's good. She would probably be thinking "shit!" If she really deserved you she wouldn't have done that. The herpes idea is a good one.

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LoveDemon 19
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Ha-Ha ... Good thing you found out .

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DaDezza244 31
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Dump her cheating ass! You deserve better OP. no one likes sluts or cheaters

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19fml18 0

Threesome!!!

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k3500 0
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with 2 dudes? ew

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CallMeHush 0
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Small world eh?

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xomegan95 0
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THREESOME!!!!!!! hehe

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Preston_Pope 0
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yes completely fake bullshit

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