By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

move on find some one better, fuck that slut :D

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YES FIRST FUCK YOU ALL

That sounds AwkwardIntercourse.com

@leoofbodom No one gives a rats ass

move on find some one better, fuck that slut :D

Haha his friend already did ;)

I would have just tapped her on the shoulder and said like this " I dont want to go out with you anymore" xD

Totally replied on the wrong fml..fml D:

5th!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

If you look between the brackets you will find the group of people who care.... [ ]

Take a picture of your friend, show it to your (soon-to-be-ex-)GF and tell her: "Hon, this is a guy I used to know. He has herpes, so warn your friends not to fuck him!" and watch her face. Then dump her, of course!

haha this is classic. You should definitely do something like this.

Yes for the herpes plan. XD

excellent!

I totally agree with the herpes plan! XD

Ahaha, that's a good one.

Haha that's good. She would probably be thinking "shit!" If she really deserved you she wouldn't have done that. The herpes idea is a good one.

Ha-Ha ... Good thing you found out .

Dump her cheating ass! You deserve better OP. no one likes sluts or cheaters

Threesome!!!

with 2 dudes? ew

Small world eh?

THREESOME!!!!!!! hehe

yes completely fake bullshit