FML : Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Messiahman / Sunday 30 October 2011 01:31 / United States

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By deviable | 9

#3512375 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:32

What a twist!

By MrKlutch | 1

#3512369 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

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By MrKlutch | 1

#3512369 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

iBanana | 17

#3512399 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:38

Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno

Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3512420 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:49

Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.

xlord | 27

#3512431 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:54

Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3512501 - Sunday 30 October 2011 10:25

7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas

white16sox | 19

#3512835 - Sunday 30 October 2011 01:15

12 don't worry worry?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3513002 - Sunday 30 October 2011 02:29

This joke is played out, FMLers.

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#3513472 - Sunday 30 October 2011 04:19

7 - Rule #34. Enough said.

SamBaBam98 | 0

#3514197 - Sunday 30 October 2011 06:57

Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister

lemon_phat | 11

#3515731 - Sunday 30 October 2011 10:55

You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..

likasumboooodi | 0

#3518296 - Monday 31 October 2011 09:45

mom was already playing with them

fackincrazy | 0

#3548262 - Sunday 6 November 2011 03:35

LIES !!!!

Humanspider | 18

#3705527 - Friday 9 December 2011 08:34

Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day

By sreejithgmenon | 3

#3512371 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:31

That was cool but control man....!!!

hamncheeseinit | 6

#3512522 - Sunday 30 October 2011 10:36

Just say were comfortable with each other and admit to cheating!!!

memily63 | 12

#3512594 - Sunday 30 October 2011 11:55

Is that even English..?

TheDrummingResul | 0

#3513084 - Sunday 30 October 2011 02:52

Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...

By infinity99_fml | 3

#3512373 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:31

Was it a soft butt ?

By deviable | 9

#3512375 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:32

What a twist!

By teague95 | 16

#3512376 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:33

Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3515815 - Sunday 30 October 2011 11:23

I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.

By Telescope | 1

#3512383 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:34

I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.

By alicianoar | 7

#3512404 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:41

That's not an fml. Are you fucking twelve?

By best_username | 3

#3512412 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:43

haha goodsawt

yadisingh | 5

#3513104 - Sunday 30 October 2011 02:58

Goodsawt? The fuck is that?

bearnblue | 0

#3516797 - Monday 31 October 2011 03:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

bearnblue | 0

#3516801 - Monday 31 October 2011 03:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

By cmayo | 3

#3512414 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:43

At least it wasn't naked twister.

Mister_Triangle | 21

#3512471 - Sunday 30 October 2011 10:13

Everybody wins in naked twister. Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3513010 - Sunday 30 October 2011 02:31

If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.

sydnee14 | 7

#3515717 - Sunday 30 October 2011 10:50

I've never even heard of naked twister!!

False_Stupidity | 41

#3520541 - Monday 31 October 2011 08:32

^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.

By Garytt | 0

#3512438 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:58

"She had a spider on her butt"

comment11111 | 38

#5723405 - Sunday 20 October 2013 04:08

haha, funny :)

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