Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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deviable
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What a twist!
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MrKlutch
| 1
Ask her mom to join you guys
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MrKlutch
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Ask her mom to join you guys
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iBanana
| 17
Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno
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Epic_Fail911
| 15
Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.
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xlord
| 27
Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas
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white16sox
| 19
12 don't worry worry?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
This joke is played out, FMLers.
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
7 - Rule #34. Enough said.
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SamBaBam98
| 0
Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister
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lemon_phat
| 11
You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..
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likasumboooodi
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mom was already playing with them
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fackincrazy
| 0
LIES !!!!
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Humanspider
| 18
Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day
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sreejithgmenon
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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hamncheeseinit
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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memily63
| 12
Is that even English..?
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TheDrummingResul
| 0
Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...
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infinity99_fml
| 3
Was it a soft butt ?
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deviable
| 9
What a twist!
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teague95
| 16
Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.
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Telescope
| 1
I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.
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alicianoar
| 7
That's not an fml. Are you fucking twelve?
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best_username
| 3
haha goodsawt
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yadisingh
| 5
Goodsawt? The fuck is that?
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bearnblue
| 0
#40 u made me laugh :P
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bearnblue
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#40 u made me laugh :P
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cmayo
| 3
At least it wasn't naked twister.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Everybody wins in naked twister.
Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.
Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.
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sydnee14
| 7
I've never even heard of naked twister!!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.
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Garytt
| 0
"She had a spider on her butt"
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comment11111
| 39
haha, funny :)