By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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Ask her mom to join you guys

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Ask her mom to join you guys

Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno

Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.

Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.

7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas

12 don't worry worry?

This joke is played out, FMLers.

7 - Rule #34. Enough said.

Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister

You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..

mom was already playing with them

Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day

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Is that even English..?

Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...

Was it a soft butt ?

Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.

I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.

I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.

That's not an fml. Are you fucking twelve?

Goodsawt? The fuck is that?

#40 u made me laugh :P

#40 u made me laugh :P

At least it wasn't naked twister.

Everybody wins in naked twister. Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.

If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.

I've never even heard of naked twister!!

^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.

"She had a spider on her butt"

haha, funny :)