By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 914
You deserved it 34 011
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MrKlutch 1
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Ask her mom to join you guys

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MrKlutch 1
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Ask her mom to join you guys

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iBanana 17
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Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno

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Epic_Fail911 15
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Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.

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xlord 27
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Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.

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n_epic_fail 14

7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas

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white16sox 19
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12 don't worry worry?

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ohSNAPyall 26
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This joke is played out, FMLers.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

7 - Rule #34. Enough said.

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SamBaBam98 0

Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister

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lemon_phat 11
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You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..

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likasumboooodi 0
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mom was already playing with them

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Humanspider 18
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Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day

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sreejithgmenon 3
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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hamncheeseinit 6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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memily63 12

Is that even English..?

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TheDrummingResul 0

Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...

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infinity99_fml 3
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Was it a soft butt ?

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teague95 16
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Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.

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HomeAl0ne 20
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I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.

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Telescope 1

I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.

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alicianoar 7
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That's not an fml. Are you fucking twelve?

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yadisingh 5

Goodsawt? The fuck is that?

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bearnblue 0
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#40 u made me laugh :P

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bearnblue 0
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#40 u made me laugh :P

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cmayo 3
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At least it wasn't naked twister.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Everybody wins in naked twister. Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.

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sydnee14 7
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I've never even heard of naked twister!!

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False_Stupidity 41
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^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.

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Garytt 0

"She had a spider on her butt"

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comment11111 39
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haha, funny :)

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