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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 18 February 2023 11:41

I think we need some more details on how she managed to get to her mid-twenties and be unaware of your existence before we can judge her for being so angry. Cause that shit's so far beyond normal.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 18 February 2023 13:59

what in the ever living hell?!?! so many questions....

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 18 February 2023 11:41

I think we need some more details on how she managed to get to her mid-twenties and be unaware of your existence before we can judge her for being so angry. Cause that shit's so far beyond normal.