Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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flashback_fml 14
You sound insane
LostMy_Marbles 24
You let her come over knowing you had her face as a target there? And you hate her so why have her over anyway?
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Comments (81)
kianerssss 7
Hahahaha
Zebediabolical 45
The only way I can see this making any sorts of sense is if OP's parents and the other girls parents were friends. I can't count the number of times my parents took me to their friends house and I was expected to make nice with some other kid I didn't like. Or yes, even hated. They stopped doing that after the 'accidental' fire.
marcranger 29
My first thought was that they were assigned to work on a group project together, but your explanation makes sense, too. I hope OP follows up.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
This comment needs a follow up!! What happened with the 'accidental' fire? Haha
Zebediabolical 45
I'd like to say that hilarious antics ensued. But the reality of the matter is I managed to ruin my parents first good friendship in their adopted homeland. It's taken me years to realize this. At the time, I just knew I didn't have to hang around with a bullying piece of shit anymore. And I still don't.
LegendofZelo 6
Well, it says the girl "found her way to my room", so it doesn't sound like she wanted to invite here over in the first place. Their parents could be friends, her sibling could've invited her, she could have recently moved to the neighbourhood (from another part of town), they could have been assigned a joint project for homework (although I wouldn't normally call this "hanging out"), etc. People seem to be a little too judgemental of the fact that she made it to her house. What should be more concerning is the dart board with the picture of the girl's face attached even existing in the first place.
Ki11erC 18
Why let them in?
jackalsssss 6
Ask her if she wants to try it out
azyjazy713 11
80s/90s teen angst level 100
fantasyworld 39
Why was she over? I need a follow-up.
ceelos97 16
Why was she at your house?
lizziemo79 18
Frenemies????
noah_1234 24
whatd she say and that mustve bewn awkward