Miscellaneous: Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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You deserved it 2 423

By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 1 142

By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 989

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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You deserved it 2 785

By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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You deserved it 4 302

By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 343

By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

thomcmoore 23

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:49

So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...

Killz268 18

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..

Comments

katieemerr 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:49

Oh no! Easy mistake to make though OP. I hope you gave it back..

amandam21 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:13

Um, how's she supposed to find the "culprit" again?

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 4:46

thumbed down for comment or duck face?

BSnapZ 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 5:41

#43 both

katieemerr 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 9:50

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

MissStephanie 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 10:21

43s comment was duckface repellent!

katieemerr 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 10:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

badluckalex 23

Tuesday 1 July 2014 11:20

its just a towel....

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:32

I think she's butt hurt guys.

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:35

and for the record if you're a sensitive person, this site is probably not recomended for you.

happylappy 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 22:05

So is it only acceptable to make fun of someone's appearance if they're doing the duck face on this site?

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 22:48

pretty much. if you haven't seen all the gifs or memes of duck face yet, look it up.

FunnnyGirrl 19

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:56

That's horrible, being a keyboard warrior is just pathetic

flaca273 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 8:32

#43 it's still pretty f'd up to judge or make fun of someones appearance. Why should it matter where? It's never ok to be a cyber bully.

cailey1234567890 24

Thursday 10 July 2014 9:30

No matter who you are or what you look like, you should be able to enjoy this site to the same degree as everyone else without having to worry about being judged.

thomcmoore 23

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:49

So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...

ElinsVal 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 3:22

Don't leave me hiiiiiigh Don't leave me dryyyy Oh radiohead

AurumPotestasEst 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:57

What if he was the one that stole his own towel...

ao9s7yashdun 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:00

aw no way this comment is better than mine.

IllestRated 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:51

Don't make assumptions. You'll make an ass of yourself.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 1 July 2014 1:33

And umption?

sprinty200 2

Tuesday 1 July 2014 5:30

It's don't assume things you'll make an ass of u and me

triple666__ 19

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:51

might wanna make sure it's actually your towel next time... YDI.

Crofty92 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:55

As if this happens to OP all the time.

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:41

Actually, Crofty, it's the third time this week. I think it's the Egyptian cotton that makes OP's towels so damn steal-able.

Killz268 18

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 1 July 2014 3:42

You're right but if he had said "no" OP would have thought he was lying (even though the guy wasn't). *Fight breaks out*

Killz268 18

Tuesday 1 July 2014 4:40

i don't think people would fight over a towel tho seems a little over the top

Edumcg 24

Tuesday 1 July 2014 4:50

#37 You're right. OP could've ended up with a black eye.

BSnapZ 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 5:42

#42 I think you give people too much credit

Amanyyyyyy 29

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

It's a towel, OP. A lot of people are going to have the same one as you...

sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

I hope u gave it back to the poor guy !

ao9s7yashdun 7

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

At least you didn't get caught wet-handed.

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Tuesday 1 July 2014 5:09

I don't even know where to start with how bad this comment was...

ao9s7yashdun 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 4:51

wow. no one appreciates a dad joke. lighten up.

Shannon98 16

Tuesday 1 July 2014 0:52

Poor guy. Next time ask the life guards if they have seen who took it.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:21

Life guards are supposed to watch the pool incase someone is in danger, if they spent their time watching to see if there are any towel thieves around there would be more serious cases in pools.

acerredrum 23

Tuesday 1 July 2014 2:52

Actually their job is to watch the entire pool area, not just the water, for dangerous behavior as well. If people are rough housing around the water or running around the pool the life guard is suppose to stop them as a preventive measure.