Love: Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my...

By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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FMY_FYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:52

This FML would've only been complete if you'd spilled milk on the floor, too.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:11

She is probably high maintenance anyway. If she is that easily disgusted then imagine how hard she is to please and keep happy. Your better off not even wasting your time flirting with her.

Comments

FMY_FYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:52

This FML would've only been complete if you'd spilled milk on the floor, too.

bfflrhea 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:50

lmfaoo! Or mayonaise ;)

depechemode 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:52

Hahaha! FLM indeed. Girls who say 'Ew' are stupid anyways. Does she live in your apartmentcomplex? Because you might meet her again then, which kind of sucks.

namehere401 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:09

flm ????????

pickleOnABun 10

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:53

then they can be even more creepy like having their belt undone sitting on the floor putting lotion on their hands.

mevads17 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:54

hahahahaha that sucks for u!!

Panime 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:57

Haha, yeah #4. He should be happy he made a girl get off.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:11

She is probably high maintenance anyway. If she is that easily disgusted then imagine how hard she is to please and keep happy. Your better off not even wasting your time flirting with her.