By brenami - United States
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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  Lord_of_0  |  4

#7, that comment is interesting.

Especially the fact that you capitalized all the words.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was an acronym from some kind of group- WYTI.

WYTI=Whitey=White supremacist (?)

Busted, secret white supremacist!

By  Alleged_Cranium  |  7

And what part did the daughter play in this?
You might as well have added other useless info like:
-what you bought at the store
-the brand car you were driving
-the color of your hair
-the size of your breasts
-the fact that you're a lesbian
-the grocery cart had a wobbly wheel
-your pokemon tramp stamp
-the size of your breasts


"I took my daughter to the grocery store" is not the same as "I had to take my daughter to the grocery store".
Nowhere did OP explain the relevance of the daughter.
Nor did she mention the age, which could have been relavent. a 3 y.o. vs a 30 y.o. could make a difference.