By caesarinozeppeli - 11/05/2017 16:00

Spicy
Today, after ordering it four weeks ago, I finally got the expensive figurine that I'd been wanting. Also today, my brother jizzed onto it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 060
You deserved it 387

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Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.

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Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.

Yea..we got it. Thanks for making it not funny.

I don't think this is the hamon Caesar would have wanted

This confused me so much! I was thinking Julius Caesar and trying to recall what a "hamon" might be from Roman history. It's a manga/anime thing. I'm relieved.

Coincidentally, that same manga series *does* have a Julius Caesar.

I'd be a problem if it was Wo-Class

Figurine? I think it's spelled "Fleshlight." YWIA

HalfLit 17

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Show it anyway

Hobbies are cool, yo.

i thought this was a joke so I liked it. instant regret

So you never buy anything? So you just stare at nothingness all day. You posted on here. So you spend money on a phone/computer/internet. How is a figurine any different?

Well your life sounds boring and I pity those who are a part of it

That's one way for a figure to get some action.

You mean those hentai figurines right? That's what they are used for anyways right? You mad cause you were not her first?

Meh. I had to get a molar pulled at 17 because a dentist let it get infected. But I can't even afford an implant.

...I think you got the wrong FML buddy.

Yeah I know but I can't remove it :(

Aww :( Here, have some cake.

I am both intrigued and deeply afraid to know the circumstances behind this FML! Oh the dichotomy!