By caesarinozeppeli - 11/05/2017 16:00

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Today, after ordering it four weeks ago, I finally got the expensive figurine that I'd been wanting. Also today, my brother jizzed onto it. FML
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revolvearoundme 15
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Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.

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revolvearoundme 15
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Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.

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CantTouchThat 28
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Yea..we got it. Thanks for making it not funny.

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Easkeruth 13
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I don't think this is the hamon Caesar would have wanted

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RichardPencil 30
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This confused me so much! I was thinking Julius Caesar and trying to recall what a "hamon" might be from Roman history. It's a manga/anime thing. I'm relieved.

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caesarinozeppeli 3
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Coincidentally, that same manga series *does* have a Julius Caesar.

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IAmClay 24
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I'd be a problem if it was Wo-Class

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RichardPencil 30
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Figurine? I think it's spelled "Fleshlight." YWIA

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HalfLit 17

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Cali 54
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Hobbies are cool, yo.

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Katie Kat 8
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i thought this was a joke so I liked it. instant regret

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TaoShaman 24
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So you never buy anything? So you just stare at nothingness all day. You posted on here. So you spend money on a phone/computer/internet. How is a figurine any different?

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Arashikage 18
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Well your life sounds boring and I pity those who are a part of it

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TheyCallMeDamien 17
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That's one way for a figure to get some action.

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Lobby_Bee 17
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You mean those hentai figurines right? That's what they are used for anyways right? You mad cause you were not her first?

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zinoxity 23
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Meh. I had to get a molar pulled at 17 because a dentist let it get infected. But I can't even afford an implant.

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J352SAURUS 30
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...I think you got the wrong FML buddy.

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zinoxity 23
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Yeah I know but I can't remove it :(

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J352SAURUS 30
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Aww :( Here, have some cake.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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I am both intrigued and deeply afraid to know the circumstances behind this FML! Oh the dichotomy!

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