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Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
:D haha-funny, but not a complete loss. Maybe he thought the way you were hacking up your lungs was cute and endearing...?
It could be worse...
You could have gone up and picked the piece off of his glasses then stuck it back in your mouth.
you should have coughed into your napkin
Haha, you can use an apology in private to introduce yourself?