FML : Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little...

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Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML

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By DarkChild / Thursday 11 February 2016 22:18 / France

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By WolfsScar | 15

#6534987 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

That's actually really sweet, if you ignore the giant creepy factor.

By MMKJ | 9

#6534988 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

I hope you never need that souvenir

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By WolfsScar | 15

#6534987 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

That's actually really sweet, if you ignore the giant creepy factor.

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MariaGiovanni | 25

#6535299 - Friday 12 February 2016 18:27

I think she just means that she knows she has to die someday but she can't imagine life without her mom so she must believe she will die first. Kids usually think of their parents as super immortal beings.

By MMKJ | 9

#6534988 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:37

I hope you never need that souvenir

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6534989 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:39

That's actually kind of scary..

By Carlitosfmc | 18

#6534991 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:40

Don't worry, kids take some time to fully understand the idea of what truly "death" means

By foxy_grampa | 19

#6534992 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:42

Kids can be so thoughtful sometimes

By thatsdndn1 | 19

#6534993 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:42

I think that u have a sweet sweet girl:)

By crayon_chomper | 20

#6534995 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:46

Well...at least she's thinking of you!

By andrmac | 25

#6534996 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:47

Kids say the darnedest things.

By Darkness_Hate | 29

#6534998 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:49

Technically she's not wrong..but indeed it's a creepy affection (even if thoughtful)

By dextrementor | 24

#6535000 - Friday 12 February 2016 11:56

At least she was thinking of you.

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