Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
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null_fml 11

How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?

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null_fml 11

Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"

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null_fml 11

How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?

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Maddoctor 10

That's what I was thinking, unless...he allergic to chocolate. You could've killed the guy OP, good job.

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lettertjes 0

I can relate to this, because I can't eat chocolate without getting it on my face either. But it's still a YDI because you should have washed your face.

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null_fml 11

I kind of assumed she bought the chocolate from the same place she was getting her coffee. As in, paid for both, but chocolate is ready immediately.

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lettertjes 0

Usually, I do not. But maybe chocolate causes them. All other food I can eat like a proper adult.

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null_fml 11

Lol... "Damn! Missed my mouth... whoops! Missed it again!"

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SettoFail 9

don't be fat. HAHAHAHA

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itsgen 16

hahahahaha and i thought only little kids ate like that YDI fosho x] this one is funny

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overkill_78 4

You should have told him you were doing a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake.

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sweetbiotch88 0

ya I stabbed myself and I lit my dad on fire for fun :) I can totally relate to this fml :)

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Rellich 0

He didn't leave because of that. There's no way he would suddenly lose interest because of something that had always been there. That, and this isn't funny at all. YDI.

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joshhh11 0

I clicked no to this. you life is hardly ****** just because you have chocolate on your face. just a minor embarrassment, if anything at all.

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Splayd 10

Isn't this website specifically about minor inconveniences?

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