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  nomadxx7  |  0

Nice racism igetinyourpants. Plus methinks that the only way you'd get into someone's pants is from roofies or chloroform. Hell I'd venture a guess you probably couldn't even get into your own pants.

By  palasarop  |  0

1st!!!

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  Cthulu  |  0

If you give him one, then everyone who has ever been first deserves one. I don't think you could get even Bill Gates to pay for that many gold medals. But I still want one.

You might as well stay on the elevator until the top and jump off, because your life is finished.

By  Hati4Skoll  |  0

or if you can pick her lock, fill her room with dozens of red roses. then cut all the eyes out of the pictures in the house and replace your head with every one of her family members. chicks love romantic things!

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  Malinkrot  |  3

great, now your gonna give some creeper this idea and later he will be complaining about how "all women are ungrateful bitches" because he got a restraining order put on him

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  Flutist  |  3

Omg that's so romantic. I wish my boyfriend would do more than leave dead animals on my doorstep and call me in the middle of the night. *sigh*

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