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OP is a stincky chinese chink with bad breath... that's the only reason that woman was so desperate to get off... lololilolil.. **** you chinks
first your asss mother ******* **** face
rofl at #1/ 8th comment I was thinking that!
I agree
Nice racism igetinyourpants. Plus methinks that the only way you'd get into someone's pants is from roofies or chloroform. Hell I'd venture a guess you probably couldn't even get into your own pants.
Nice ignorance #40, considering igetinyourpants never mentioned anything about race. I think you just mean prejudice. You're still an idiot though.
in the biz that's what we call an"OH SNAP". your rebuttal?
I think most of us got the point at haha.
Cowgod, aren't you good for getting first! Want a medal?
If you give him one, then everyone who has ever been first deserves one. I don't think you could get even Bill Gates to pay for that many gold medals. But I still want one.
he was being sarcastic dumbass
Your mother must be so proud.
The words in his picture agree with his post.
You might as well stay on the elevator until the top and jump off, because your life is finished.
so jr. high. go take your proactive zit medication and ********** to victorias secret before your algebra test.
Good idea - then you won't get zits on your junk either...win-win!
lol!
you should wait outside her car after work so you can apologize
casanova here
Isn't it awkward?? Of all the posts,not one has said anything abt the OP's situation.. no one even on FML wants to listen to him..FYL indeed..
or slip a note under her front door.
What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.
true, very true
It's called hyperbole. While I wouldn't have been rude to the OP, I wouldn't have actually made out with him. Get a sense of humor.
HAHA, WIN! Very clever, you are xD
or if you can pick her lock, fill her room with dozens of red roses. then cut all the eyes out of the pictures in the house and replace your head with every one of her family members. chicks love romantic things!
because when creepers run out of ideas, they read fmylife.com.
yes, you are included.
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Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?
What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.