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Same thing different taste
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*shrinks into corner*
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Time to put the petal to the metal. Yes, i know that made no sense.
This joke probably sounded better in your head, didn't it? :)
#15, he isn't even #1 anyways, technically. He's poster #2.
^#2 is actually the 2nd commenter. Therefore, there was even a worse one before this one. Oh, the possibilities! OP, your dad sounds like a prick for taking credit for something nice he didn't do. And your mom is just as horrible for laughing at you. When your guy comes around, have him mention the flowers he got you. Such as, "Did you like the bouquet of flowers I left for you? I was told they are your favorite color."
#14, No, it sounded just as retarded in my head actually, and i accept my dislikes accordingly.
Oh dear, I*
At least you got flowers?
#3, you're right. It's the thought that counts.
I think what #3 meant is that at least someone likes OP enough to give them flowers in the first place. They'll probably be in a vase in the front room or hall etc anyway, so she can still get to see them and know that they were meant for her.
Hey, least you know someone likes you! But surely he should have left a card in the flowers to prove they're yours? Asshole father though!
Troll dad part 2
Well at least you know they're yours!
Tell your dad that you will play along, for a price...
If the parents laughed at the idea of OP getting flowers I don't think there's anything to play along with.
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Hey, least you know someone likes you! But surely he should have left a card in the flowers to prove they're yours? Asshole father though!
Get the guy who bought them to bring the receipt. Prove them wrong and then laugh at them instead.