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By me - 06/09/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 20:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By ThanksMa - 22/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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By drugbaby - 18/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

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By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 1:37

He's just trying to keep your self-esteem low so you don't move on.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:25

I don't think she was fishing for compliments. I think she was just making a happy remark. Kind of like.... If I were to say "Heh, that kid thinks I'm smart." I'm not looking for someone to validate the claim, I'm just thinking out loud to another person. If she were fishing for compliments she would have said instead something like "Am I cute? Your aunt thinks so."

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kewlcat 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:35

haha

eggnogg 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:40

why would you try and prove yourself to him, you are already dating him, stop fishing for complements.

kewlcat 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:36

WHAT DID THOSE 2 COMMENTS HAVE TO DO WITH MINE?!

Soundlovex3 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:10

Nothing, they just wanted to be close to the top so people would read theirs first.

wow18 3

Monday 7 September 2009 4:56

hahah that's funny I really hope you just posted this fml so we can all just have a good laugh about it, including you. If you actually took offense to that then you're pretty stupid, need to get a sense of humor and try to better your self-esteem. Me and my ex used to throw random insults at each other as a joke all the time but in the end we both just laughed about it.