FML : Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By therosalina - / Monday 1 October 2018 10:30 / United States - Duluth

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By rodfergie | 14

#7702458 - Monday 1 October 2018 18:13

Now your neighbor has to fix it, not you or your dad

By Levi2411 | 34

#7702464 - Monday 1 October 2018 18:28

You can only move the invisible boatmobile so far, before someone is bound to hit it...

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By rodfergie | 14

#7702458 - Monday 1 October 2018 18:13

Now your neighbor has to fix it, not you or your dad

By Levi2411 | 34

#7702464 - Monday 1 October 2018 18:28

You can only move the invisible boatmobile so far, before someone is bound to hit it...

By melisssa87 | 28

#7702483 - Monday 1 October 2018 19:33

FML your neighbor, he always had it crystal clear all the way, didn’t even have to look

By Nik | 12

#7703033 - Tuesday 2 October 2018 20:17

they're both in on it

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