Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
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Top comments
poetrywriter12 6
Hey, least you know someone likes you! But surely he should have left a card in the flowers to prove they're yours? Asshole father though!
NickaPLZ 26
Get the guy who bought them to bring the receipt. Prove them wrong and then laugh at them instead.
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Comments (53)
krazykyra 12
Your father is such a romantic(;
yaoifreak 8
woah your father is messed up !!!!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your dad's an ass for taking the credit from someone else.
still_guns 16
give me his number so i can bitch him out
SneezyBear 27
They shouldn't have laughed in your face, but how do you know the flowers were for you? Did the guy leave a card which your dad later tossed out? It's not really clear in the FML how you knew for sure your dad was lying about it. If he was then that's terrible though, FYL :(
aircon 7
what dicks!
freshko21 6
Are you Meg Griffin? and is your father by chance, Peter Griffin? I'm Neil, those are my flowers and they are for you!
sabrinaacrow 26
At least a guy sent you flowers :)
mannatee 19
I swear, everyone on here has shitty parents