By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 209
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trellz17 19

Oh please I do that too. Plus no one can hear you singing over the vacuum.

Im sure it was beautiful OP

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At least you can sing.

"And for the next talent, a guy who can sing with his vacuum" LOL WUT

I wasn't even thinking about OP's talent. I'm impressed that he/she can self entertain. That's a rare trait these days.

I'm struggling to see how singing with your vacuum equals loneliness. We all do weird things to make chores suck less.

RedPillSucks 31

I'm struggling to understand how you sing with your vaccuum. rrruuuhhhh ruuuuhhhhh ???? ruuuuhhhh ruuuuuhhhh ruuuuuhhhh yuuuuhhhh booaaaatttt ???

If OP is musically inclined, he/she can find a tune in any sounds. I do it all the time but only sing in my head. Or he/she is just humming to the same tones as the vacuum cleaner. The loneliness is that he/she would rather talk or hang out with someone/friend than sing along with his/her vacuum cleaner.

When I worked in the produce section of a grocery store, I would sometimes hum at the same frequency of the fridge/freezer that we kept the food in. Glad I'm not the only one ^.^

how do you even do that

NickaPLZ 26

It's easy. Just listen to the note and try a lower or higher one. Usually in thirds from the original note.

You can harmonize with almost anything with in reason.. Not hard at all.

Very carefully.

Probably in the lines of this: VURRRRRRRRR...

It's not that hard... I do this too, OP, you're not the only one!

20, I'm impressed that you mentioned chord and/or chord triads!

Well that must be a very sucky situation for you. To feel like you're in a vacuum with no one else.

Why is this thumbed down? Did people miss the puns, or just not find them funny?

TwoOneFive 11

Bill?

Caine? Oh damn it missed it by that much

actually is Dolan

Old unused 13

Brady?

Im sure it was beautiful OP

And now OP's house is looking spick and span, I bet.

Go out and mingle :)

Was it a Henry Hoover with a face?:)

obviousboy 8

I realized how much I hated my job when I discovered how much I'd rather be at home, attempting to harmonize with appliances.

Can I get a witness!?

trellz17 19

Oh please I do that too. Plus no one can hear you singing over the vacuum.

perdix 29

#13, yes, we can. We just don't have the heart to tell you. We're just waiting for you to audition for "American Idol" so you can humiliate yourself on national TV.

trellz17 19

That's cruel yet understandable

You know I hear going outside Is a good thing to do also