By SApprentice - 04/12/2012 07:10 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
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SApprentice 34

My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.

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Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.

Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals

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You have lot of things to be set straight.

it seems her arm isn't one of them

You have to work on your commenting skills #1 because you get straight buried all the time or are you just trolling us?

I've said this a million times. Don't comment awkward or that sucks or that's nasty on FML. That is the point of FML.

3: what did you do?

No problem 3.

3- I forgive you

3 was the customer that giggled

Did you say sorry for killing his kids?

Not yet.....

This guy must have some very sensitive testicles.

4 - Where does it say that OP's co-worker is a man?

58- Wait, girls have a crotch?

I've heard women refer to themselves as having crotches, yes.

Crotch is an area of the body, not a gender specific organ...

Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.

Or even worse OPs' co-worker could have hit her elbow to be a dick.

That would have been quite a knee-jerk reaction

I wonder if her co-worker rejected the advance.

Dam op, I sure do hope you have a girlfriend.

You hope OP is lesbian? That is pretty interesting.

Yes, and op would be halfway under her spell.

24- what are you even trying to say? Is it a reference to something, or does it really just not make sense?

Yes master, I am fully under your spell now ( sticks both arms straight out) Alas the spell is broken.

What does op having a girlfriend, lesbian or not, have anything to do, with the fml?

24 Are you referencing Blood On The Dance Floor song called Bewitched?

It's a pretty funny story to have for later though.

Try not to get a grip on things.

Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals

You're one to talk, penis-mug.

I think your profile picture describes your terrible temper perfectly #33.

I read 33's comment in Hulk's voice.

#46 I DID TO!!!!!! Lol

At least they laughed it off. You could always explain to them that it was an involuntary movement anyway. It's moments like these that keeps life from being dull.

The customers giggled; not necessarily the co-worker. If someone random slapped me in the crotch I'd feel violated

I imagine your coworker would know something was up with her arm. If they work in the same area he would have seen or heard her complaining, so he probably took it in good light also.

SApprentice 34

My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.

I realise this is several years later but did you ever get that fixed?

Well that explains it. You're a hamster and they used human surgical techniques on you.