Kids, Underwear and Teenagers: *shrinks into corner*

shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 24 March 2018 14:35

The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

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Saturday 24 March 2018 5:17

I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?

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jbuckets_404 38

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Tuesday 20 March 2018 9:22

Don't you mean "daughter," not "sister?" But TMI for your dad!

delude 26

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Saturday 24 March 2018 9:28

Pretty sure it’s referring to OP’s sister

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

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Saturday 24 March 2018 5:17

I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 24 March 2018 6:36

A floss a day, keeps the doctors away.

Dave_Davington 33

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Saturday 24 March 2018 7:45

Dentists, on the other hand, give no *****, apparently.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 24 March 2018 9:29

At least you have plausible deniability!

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 24 March 2018 14:35

The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 24 March 2018 16:21

Floss the memory down the drain.

kazekai8 11

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Saturday 24 March 2018 20:20

#buttfloss

Tarlachia 33

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Sunday 25 March 2018 7:00

So, ****** dentata is a commonly occurring genetic trait in the women of your family?

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