*shrinks into corner*

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.

I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?

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Don't you mean "daughter," not "sister?" But TMI for your dad!

Pretty sure it’s referring to OP’s sister

I wouldn't say FML, but don't your parents see the clothes once in a while?

Lobby_Bee 17

A floss a day, keeps the doctors away.

Dentists, on the other hand, give no fucks, apparently.

At least you have plausible deniability!

Donut_Wizard 23

The adult version of Cinderella’s glass slipper.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Floss the memory down the drain.

So, vagina dentata is a commonly occurring genetic trait in the women of your family?