By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 910
You deserved it 3 777

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He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

Because pineapples are always a good back up for avocado- I give up.

*the krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!*

The fuck y'all thumbing a perfectly executed spongebob quote down for?

I know right? I was sad to see #55's comment was thumbed down.

you don't know the benefits of Avocado do you?!

#72 Pineapple is better for living.

*who lives in a pineapple under the sea...*

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

*Waiting for the follow up*

After he pulled out the knife, op screamed "Holy Guacamole"

*Grabs popcorn and a drink* what it might take a while

Maybe op posted this just prior to being stabbed and is either dead or in medical care.

29 Holy guacamole, Batman!

Let this be a life lesson to you, ALWAY BRING THE AVOCADOS

I don't blame him, avocados are freaking delicious.

I know, they're so fantastic they run out fast. It's such a disappointment when stores don't have them. If I pulled a knife every time they didn't have avocados, I'd be a serial killer.

Never had avocado on pizza

I agree.... I would pull a knife too. You can't just let a man go without avocados!!

Only if you then used the knife to kill people.

Ask to borrow the knife to pick more avacados from the imaginary tree in the restaurant.

And then mug him using his knife.

I advise you to tell your boss ASAP!

I think it may be a little late for that by now.

You mean OP isn't still standing there, waiting for advice from the FML community while the crazed customer brandishes a knife at him?

Well at least you now know not to run out of avocados for future reference.

Should've suggested bananas as a substitute... Then hit him with a watermelon

Because pizza parlors have bananas and watermelons just sitting around for just such an occasion...

He must really love Avocado

Who doesn't love avocados ?

“Have you met my first born son, Avocado?”

I forgot to lock my avacardo.

Don't mess with people's need for avocados. The consequences can be disastrous.

Maybe he thought you just didn't have a knife to cut the avocados.