Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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PeachyJinx
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I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
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Xmarshall16X
| 5
Sounds reasonable.
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mr_miyagi
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haha
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Xmarshall16X
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Sounds reasonable.
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bigfoot89
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he thought he was in McDonalds
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NeonBlack
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ITS NO LONGER AVAILABLE? WHAT THE FUUUU- * punches hole in wall*
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MrFlintstone
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next time just bring him the alvocado
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
he probably meant avocado wasn't available anymore, I've never seen it at subway before
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Dude your overreacting, avocado could make a man kill for, why so harsh?
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juicedboi
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Your lucky thats all he did. Don't get between a man and his avocado. Life lesson learnt.
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mboehm88
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You just don't come between a man and his avocado.
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Jacobt24
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I thought Subway never said "No." Dumb commercials.
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imaberry95
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you are so lucky you weren't killed, he could have been like "GIVE ME MY AVOCADO OR DIE BITCH"
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FMLollie
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Avocado is the best!!
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pertained
| 12
must be because of it's glorious skin benefits, or something.
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ramboman19
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If I wanted avocado bad enough, I would have just got my sandwich and then take a trip to the store and find one ripe avocado. Problem solved. Screw subway anyways. That place gave me food poisoning for two weeks.
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MizzErikaHart
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subway only had avocado for like a month and it's gone already ;•[
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AceShots95
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technically..he never said "no" he just said "its not available"
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MizzErikaHart
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uhhh op said "it's no longer available" I dont usually like to correct people but I'm on a 3 hr layover at the airport so whatever....
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rawrrawrrachael
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the guy is such a hardcore mother fucker
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CommonSenseKarma
| 17
The dangers of avocado addiction.
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ginaatheging
| 3
avocados man, they can make you do some crazy shit
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MicMic_fml
| 7
Must've watched too much drama..
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pertained
| 12
would that be Korean?
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Nosrebor
| 8
idk I probably would have done the same thing....
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1958x
| 6
That sounds kinda gross.
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AnonymousOne234
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really? i would have never guessed that it being gross was the point of the FML
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1958x
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I was talking about the sandwich with avocado.
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AnonymousOne234
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yeah..i thought this was a different FML..i thought it was the one about the guy never washing his hands..FML XD
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knocking
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Yeah, it doesn't sound like something I'd want to purposely eat. But as evidenced by this FML, some people find it delicious.
To each their own, I suppose.
To each their own, I suppose.
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
turkey bacon guacamole from quiznos is the best
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some_shit
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I call FAKE!!! this doesn't happen. YDI for being an attention whore
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BuzeeBee
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the Aztec meaning of avocado is testicles.
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IndigoFuckYou
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The man needs his avacado, dammit!
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Marcel4_fml
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thats is still no reason to spit on someone for...
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lovejdbieber
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Dude r u kidin????? this innocent bloke came to get a sub cause his gf wouldn't, and he finds that there ain't any avocado!!!!! wat would u do??? jks wat a bastard.
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snade
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maybe he spit on op on accident cause he was screaming
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wowyouareweird
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I think its spelled avocado .
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ginniehugs
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how old was he 2?
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ichikibobivopula
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no 3.
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AceShots95
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4
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jaesm17
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5
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itsharkley
| 8
do I hear 6?
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snade
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I think he was 40
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commietaco
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can I get a 41!?!
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iSackismexy
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you can get 69(;
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xlord
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I'm guessing he really likes avocado?
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PrickHead
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everyone really likes avocado...
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khloeelove
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I'm allergic to avocado...
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PeachyJinx
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I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
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Javalounge
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same here *high five* xD
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HeartAndSoul2011
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ha, thats funny, I love that show!!!!
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HeartAndSoul2011
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now that i think about it, fish don't have legs.....
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Xmarshall16X
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You know he actually has a name based on the Spongebob wiki. His name, as revealed in one of the episodes, is Fred.
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PeachyJinx
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@30 Don't ruin this with logic! Lol
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PeachyJinx
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:o I remember now lol XD
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redbluegreen
| 40
Avocado? Did you say avocado? AVOCADO!
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jjames7543
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@58: Sorry, it only works with chocolate...
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hatepineapple
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AVACADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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KRS_13
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im not the only one whos noticed the little "my leg!" part in spongebob! LOL
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KaylieBieber13
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this is a huge fuckin WIN!!!!!
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SleepOnStones
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haha I ALWAYS notice it!
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BabbiiLovvee
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8- I've read alot of funny comments tonight, but yours by far... was the funniest! XD haha!!
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Mattsta123
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no avocado? :'(
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F0xyTurtle
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I don't blame him, avocados are delicious!
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lilykat84
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that smoothie looks good... :3
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F0xyTurtle
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it was ;P
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i_wuz_nver_here
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not at subway. my grampa saw them take it out of a can. I mean really how can real avocado sit around all day and still be perfectly green?
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F0xyTurtle
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I think you replied to the wrong comment
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F0xyTurtle
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nevermind, I'm stupid
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Happismiley2010
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not really