I don't get paid enough for this shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 303
You deserved it 2 493

Same thing different taste

Top comments


Go with the flow. The crazies might kill you

Not to be rude but dunkin donuts have ketchup packs, it's good in mourning sandwiches and hash browns

LiyIa_fml 8

Not all coffee shops sell hash browns! So fyl op!

14 - well this might be a coffe only place. You never know. It just seems like such an odd thing to request for at a coffee shop

Well you should get some. I love ketchup in my coffee with some sugar and cream.

LiyIa_fml 8

Ketchup? In coffee???? Ewwwwwww >_

Alex94xela 0

Where do you get mourning sandwiches? At a funeral?

Yeah- cause they have hashbrowns. What at Starbucks would you put ketchup on? The artisan breakfast sandwich? I can't think of anything that would be good.

xMeganMayhem 6

Well, I hear ketchup goes nicely with some types of coffee. If you carry the coffee, you should carry the ketchup. Then, you wouldn't have this problem.

Sarcasm...? I hope so. Either that or your a crazy person

Epsilonyx 15

I am in agreement with #2. KETCHUP COFFEE FAH LIEF.

People I believe 2 was trying to make a "joke".

Humorously,you didn't quite make me laugh.

jackgoldstein 5

if u weren't attractive I would give you thumbs down, 2. but here is a thumbs up.

That'd be rather interesting if the worker was female. I'd give her props for great aim after she washed her hands.

LegitMaddie 0

Wtf is wrong with u?!?! On the other hand... Lmfao

The_Troller 14

He just wanted a ketchup-ichino. I hear it's all the rage in asylums these days.

problemchildHWD 0

lol thats the first thing that came to mind

AdrianEC 15

Maybe he was the type of guy who puts ketchup on everything.

Epsilonyx 15

Like 2 said, his anger was justified. I expect some Heinz with my damn Cinnamon Dolce. Why is that difficult to understand?

Omg are you kidding; you don't make ketchup flavoured coffee? Really though what moron goes to a coffee shop and expects them to have ketchup?

uprising_fml 0

maybe they brought chickfila with them ? that would be a good reason to ask for ketchup .

fanaticdragon 10

should've got ketchup sachets from them then eh?

People like weird stuff with or in their coffee

Angelice_fml 0

They probably wanted to put it on their sandwich. Most coffee shops sell sandwiches too.

Maybe he wanted some ketchup with his coffee