Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
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Top comments
chunkeechunks 0
Open your mouth next time.
sailorzoe 14
That's the food industry for you. I work at Freebirds and someone freaked out yesterday because we ran outta forks. We sell burritos.... Those people are just bored with their lives.
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Comments (145)
shutupYDI 4
hahhahaha ydi
Wezl8 0
Another idiot spaming YDI
chunkeechunks 0
Open your mouth next time.
foolishstoner 0
lol
iAmScrubs 19
Angry Birds: sandwich edition.
Myrmidons_fml 0
He shouldve made the most of the situation and opened his mouth...
sannamm 5
I would have thrown it back at him!
sterlingarcher 1
haha
Kn0wledge123 21
No people. It's quite obvious the OP didn't see it coming, otherwise he would've ducked. It's Sandwich Ninja!!
EverybodyHatesCh 0
someone doesn't know how to make sandwiches!
seanders 10
Whenever you think life can't get any worse, imagine this: You are a choices twin with your brother. He is gay, you're not. But you only have one ass....
seanders 10
conjoined*
ydi_4_suking 20
i hope it wasnt a meatball sandwich. or you would have gotten some balls to your face
EverybodyHatesCh 0
hahahaha he said BALLS
RyanMacVey 17
he's a prick... it aint your fault your just doing your job!
Daerauko 0
yeah, call the cops on his ass for assualt. lol sue his for physical and mental damages. then sue the restaurant for creating dangerous working conditions. lol they were the ones limiting how many veggies you could add.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
14 if you're going to be a douche and reply to the top comment at least read it because now you look like a fool
d0gl0ver16 0
lol
JetLifeNextLife 0
A woman that doesn't know how to make sammiches.... what has this world come to
TookaWooka666 0
Critical hit! Sandwich is super effective!
staceysgenesis16 0
well ... throw a knife at his face ..
littlemissFYL 5
angry customer + sandwich = in yo face. you + utensils = :X :D
theten_fml 9
did you feel like the president of the sandwich shop?
geagd1993 1
ha ha thats a good start to a day
geagd1993 1
i hope so to i wont have too make it
sailorzoe 14
That's the food industry for you. I work at Freebirds and someone freaked out yesterday because we ran outta forks. We sell burritos.... Those people are just bored with their lives.
sailorzoe 14
Blender* ;)
WallyTheWombat 0
#5, awesome tattoos. I used to work at an I've cream store and every Tuesday was "Dog Night". If you brought in your dog we gave it a dog cookie and you got like 25% off your whole order. Well this one lady wanted us to actually make her dog a double chocolate chip bowl and put the dog treat on it. My co worker wouldn't do it and the lady started freaking out and throwing napkins and yelling and all that. She only calmed down after I explained to her how dangerous chocolate is to dogs : /
sweetcheeksjvl 0
you can call the cops on him and charge with assault
duckie227 22
i was at work a couple days ago and had a customer make a huge scene because when she asked for 'hot' nuggets, I dropped fresh ones. apparently she wanted us to re-drop nuggets that were under the heat lamps then threw a fit when I tried to explain to her why that's against health code. I also had a customer call me '******* rude' because their sandwich was made 'too fast' in the drive through
JojoChuo 8
But I think ops situation is a little different. I don't think it's right to reduce the ingredients just to make them last, therefore it's kinda a rip off. You should get given what you paid for, not less or more...
metallicshadow 16
i agree with 150, it's first come first serve when it comes to that, although the customer still didn't have the right to make such a douche move like that
minnymouse20 13
yumm :p
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow there is no need to be rude about it fyl op.
cudgel1023 0
ya. it's not the employee's fault. and they can go somewhere else if they don't like it
ksrr23 0
OMFG! youre cute :p
khaya 9
Consider yourself lucky that guy at the sex store he visited earlier didn't get off as easily.
livvyluvlaf 8
WTF?!
maryrain 0
hahahahahaha made my day :)
lmaoatall 6
should have gone Paula Deen on his ass and made fritters from his nuts.
hiyourcute 0
I hate it when customers bring in their sandwich launchers...
WallyTheWombat 0
I'm gonna try to convert my potato cannon into a sandwich launcher now.
hiyourcute 0
^^ Drake and Josh reference?!:D