Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
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Clapdaddy
| 16
Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.
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manb91uk
| 22
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user53658
| 15
Same thing happend when I gave my girlfriend head.
Good thing is, she's now finally considering shaving.
Good thing is, she's now finally considering shaving.
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chubbear
| 14
Gave her "head"? Does she have a dick too?
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Clapdaddy
| 16
Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Are you kidding? Small, sharp metal objects near his yoghurt artillery is exactly why he's in this situation in the first place.
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Wintermelons
| 19
What the fuck
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RichardPencil
| 27
Waxing down there wouldn’t be a good idea for you.
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Nikki_Lattimore
| 8
This would be a horrible thjng to say (let alone read) if it wasn't so fucking funny). Hahaha
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snailsinyourtea
| 15
I’d recommend waxing but then again that’s how it feels like.
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OCD_NME
| 17
It sounds like your girlfriend got herself in a hairy situation that left her tongue tied
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manb91uk
| 22
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Glowworm56
| 25
If 911 had to be called, I would have loved to hear or read the transcript for that one!
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sumocj
| 14
This is an fml for both of you. She has to deal with your harry balls
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Mungolikecandy
| 18
Manscaping, a friend to one and all.
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GIJoefan
| 6
Exactly!
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Krystal Marie
| 1
Maybe if you manscaped this wouldn't have happened.