By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

Spicy
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 978
You deserved it 1 756

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Comments

Same thing happend when I gave my girlfriend head. Good thing is, she's now finally considering shaving.

chubbear 14

Gave her "head"? Does she have a dick too?

Giving head can apply for both men and women, kid

Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.

Are you kidding? Small, sharp metal objects near his yoghurt artillery is exactly why he's in this situation in the first place.

Waxing down there wouldn’t be a good idea for you.

Nikki_Lattimore 8

This would be a horrible thjng to say (let alone read) if it wasn't so ******* funny). Hahaha

snailsinyourtea 15

I’d recommend waxing but then again that’s how it feels like.

If 911 had to be called, I would have loved to hear or read the transcript for that one!

Glitterbaby2613 20

look up youtube video called "911 call about a man getting bottle stuck up his ass" I promise you won't be disappointed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sumocj 14

This is an fml for both of you. She has to deal with your harry balls

Mungolikecandy 19

Manscaping, a friend to one and all.

Maybe if you manscaped this wouldn't have happened.