By Anonymous - 25/11/2017 06:00

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Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
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Clapdaddy 16
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Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.

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manb91uk 22

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user53658 15
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Same thing happend when I gave my girlfriend head. Good thing is, she's now finally considering shaving.

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chubbear 14

Gave her "head"? Does she have a dick too?

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Arashikage 18
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Giving head can apply for both men and women, kid

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Clapdaddy 16
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Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Are you kidding? Small, sharp metal objects near his yoghurt artillery is exactly why he's in this situation in the first place.

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Wintermelons 19

What the fuck

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RichardPencil 30
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Waxing down there wouldn’t be a good idea for you.

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Nikki_Lattimore 8

This would be a horrible thjng to say (let alone read) if it wasn't so fucking funny). Hahaha

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snailsinyourtea 15

I’d recommend waxing but then again that’s how it feels like.

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manb91uk 22

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Glowworm56 26
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If 911 had to be called, I would have loved to hear or read the transcript for that one!

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Glitterbaby2613 20

look up youtube video called "911 call about a man getting bottle stuck up his ass" I promise you won't be disappointed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sumocj 14

This is an fml for both of you. She has to deal with your harry balls

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Mungolikecandy 19

Manscaping, a friend to one and all.

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GIJoefan 6

Exactly!

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Krystal Marie 1
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Maybe if you manscaped this wouldn't have happened.

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