FML : Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted...

Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 November 2017 06:00 /

Intimacy

Health

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By Clapdaddy | 16

#7568007 - Saturday 25 November 2017 6:26

Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.

By manb91uk | 21

#7568136 - Saturday 25 November 2017 13:51

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By user53658 | 13

#7563925 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 15:09

Same thing happend when I gave my girlfriend head.
Good thing is, she's now finally considering shaving.

chubbear | 14

#7568310 - Saturday 25 November 2017 23:01

Gave her "head"? Does she have a dick too?

By Clapdaddy | 16

#7568007 - Saturday 25 November 2017 6:26

Shave. Problem solved, never worry about it again.

Dave_Davington | 31

#7568016 - Saturday 25 November 2017 6:51

Are you kidding? Small, sharp metal objects near his yoghurt artillery is exactly why he's in this situation in the first place.

Wintermelons | 19

#7584425 - Wednesday 10 January 2018 7:56

What the fuck

By RichardPencil | 25

#7568023 - Saturday 25 November 2017 7:06

Waxing down there wouldn’t be a good idea for you.

Nikki_Lattimore | 8

#7571653 - Monday 4 December 2017 19:37

This would be a horrible thjng to say (let alone read) if it wasn't so fucking funny). Hahaha

By snailsinyourtea | 15

#7568026 - Saturday 25 November 2017 7:37

I’d recommend waxing but then again that’s how it feels like.

By OCD_NME | 16

#7568062 - Saturday 25 November 2017 10:12

It sounds like your girlfriend got herself in a hairy situation that left her tongue tied

By manb91uk | 21

#7568136 - Saturday 25 November 2017 13:51

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7568146 - Saturday 25 November 2017 14:22

If 911 had to be called, I would have loved to hear or read the transcript for that one!

By sumocj | 14

#7568158 - Saturday 25 November 2017 15:01

This is an fml for both of you. She has to deal with your harry balls

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7568235 - Saturday 25 November 2017 18:57

Manscaping, a friend to one and all.

GIJoefan | 6

#7568317 - Saturday 25 November 2017 23:26

Exactly!

By Krystal Marie | 1

#7568266 - Saturday 25 November 2017 20:27

Maybe if you manscaped this wouldn't have happened.

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