Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I confronted my mother because I lock my bedroom door everytime I leave the house, then when I came home, the door was open and ajar. She got really defensive and said it's because she and her boyfriend want to make passionate whoopie on my king-size bed because it's bigger than her full-size. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML
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Ub3r_Crippl3 0
You asked. At least she was honest.
8trickster8 0
I agree with #6
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Comments (77)
richdr 0
**** the doorstep you should just not get it and let the dog go in and let them have a threesome. That should give your parents an IMAGE. O.o
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That is just wrong...once I was sleeping over my mom's apartment. The walls are pretty thin and I heard her and her boyfriend having sex in the other room...while I was had my headphones in, my music on full blast. -_- Sorry, OP.
Kofu 0
Don't ask a question if you don't want to know the answer. I learned this long ago when asking my parents about why they were going through Vaseline so fast.
hoff90 0
well she asked.... so obviously she wanted an answer. Also, how would anyone know the answer but her mom and dad? No one can tell the future.
kekeshayeshaye 4
why don't they put the dog in another room. or lock the door
magicman1 0
you asked for it
Creamysweeps 5
fy moms life. she doesn't have a door stopper dude
honeygirl6510 0
That poor dog...
tazzy349 11
so explain....why are you thinking/picturing that?