TMI

By Grossedouttt - 04/07/2009 04:18 - United States

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Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML
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geesquared 0

I wonder if they have ever heard of door locks... haha

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davdude12 0

My dog does the same thing to me and my girlfriend and my door's knob is broken so of doesn't lock.. I use weights to hold the door close

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lastminuteperm 0

Sounds fake. They could have locked him in a different room, put him outside, or whatever. I'm not saying it IS fake but it SOUNDS fake.

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baileys82 0

you've never owned a pet who *has* to be in the same room as you at all times.

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jdawg777 0

Parents should NOT still be having sex by the time their kids are old enough to drive, or even know what sex is

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

why the **** not? sex is a big part of any normal marriage.

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randomxtremely 0

FYL I would hate to even see my parents faces no matter what they're doing--they suck

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Dramaramagrl 0

ewwwww but u shouldn't have asked.

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bloodyhell9398 0

if you close the door ALL the way, a dog cant open it

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omigod 0

F ur mom's life. dogs need love too. just let that poor thing have its way. threesome is not too bad after the first time.

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cramazing 0

wtf y would she ask u that??? FYL hard

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jw90 18

Shouldn't of asked..:P

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