Intimacy, Weird, Awkward and Parents: Gross

Gross

By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 15:59 - United States - Cumberland

Today, I confronted my mother because I lock my bedroom door everytime I leave the house, then when I came home, the door was open and ajar. She got really defensive and said it's because she and her boyfriend want to make passionate whoopie on my king-size bed because it's bigger than her full-size. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:12

It sounds like it is time you moved out.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:02

Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:02

Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:12

It sounds like it is time you moved out.

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:09

unless she's staying with him

Suzi_d16 27

Sunday 27 June 2021 2:14

Agreed. I wouldn’t be staying there after that carry on.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:32

Sounds like a smaller bed would be a very good investment if a serious talk with your mother doesn't solve the problem.

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:08

add a couple of deadbolts to that door, cause I really doubt your mom banging was the reason you lock the door before you leave

Jon Tessler 14

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:47

oh hell no.....tell your mom she can keep your bed, after she buys you a new one. also time to change the locks and not give her a key.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 27 June 2021 7:12

Surprised you have a larger bed than your mother, but that's beside the point. That is definitely NOT okay. Just imagine if you hadn't found the door unlocked when you returned... you'd be sleeping in that filth!