Intimacy, Weird, Awkward and Parents: Gross

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 15:59 - United States - Cumberland

Today, I confronted my mother because I lock my bedroom door everytime I leave the house, then when I came home, the door was open and ajar. She got really defensive and said it's because she and her boyfriend want to make passionate whoopie on my king-size bed because it's bigger than her full-size. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Get out

By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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By Sarah - 26/01/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML

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Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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Chazzster 26

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:12

It sounds like it is time you moved out.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:02

Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:02

Oh, **** no. Tell her it's whoopie on her bed, or whoopie on his, or no whoopie at all.

Chazzster 26

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:12

It sounds like it is time you moved out.

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:09

unless she's staying with him

Suzi_d16 27

Sunday 27 June 2021 2:14

Agreed. I wouldn’t be staying there after that carry on.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:32

Sounds like a smaller bed would be a very good investment if a serious talk with your mother doesn't solve the problem.

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:08

add a couple of deadbolts to that door, cause I really doubt your mom banging was the reason you lock the door before you leave

Jon Tessler 14

Sunday 27 June 2021 1:47

oh hell no.....tell your mom she can keep your bed, after she buys you a new one. also time to change the locks and not give her a key.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 27 June 2021 7:12

Surprised you have a larger bed than your mother, but that's beside the point. That is definitely NOT okay. Just imagine if you hadn't found the door unlocked when you returned... you'd be sleeping in that filth!