By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3
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YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

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ohheykiwi 2

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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kittykatt 0

Haha how awkward... FYL

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beardo8 0
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YDI FOR HAVING A MOM

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eggnogg 0

i moderated this one, and i clicked no

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ifmlftw 0
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your one of the people that ruin this for others

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Dmars444 4
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I agree alot of people would have great fmls but people are douches

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Silent_Harmony 3
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YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

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Lordlucian 0

Did your mom then ask to use it?

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clairesucks 37
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Why would you think of that? That's just gross

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Aerostella 0
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Way to go, genius. YDI

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Imawhalerider 0

yeah dont give it to the dog

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Spyingcheeseman 8
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Give the dog a bone ;D

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boysxrulex09 0
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girls suck. why would you use a dildo?

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nomadxx7 0
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Why wouldn't they? Us guys jerk it every now and again even if we have girlfriends/wives.

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LockonStratos_fml 3
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What else would you suggest they use? It's a whole lot safer then having sex with a boy or using food, toothbrushes, etc. I am neutral on this. It isn't a FYL or YDI. Awkward yes, but at least you have a mom that understands a woman's needs.

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bexox 0

Isn't there a bridge you should be guarding?

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sublime93 0

#14 you are awesome

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lizzy3367 0
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why would you leave it out??

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Sketch_y 0

Rubber*

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volleyballgirl16 0
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you have a funny mom but thats awkward

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moleSG 6

At least your mom didn't mind. YDI for leaving it in plain view though.

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bloodthorn 4
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YDI for not being able to get real dick

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Vanita 1
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If someone like you is attached to it, that's really not better at all.

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