By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 976
You deserved it 53 790

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

ohheykiwi 2

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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kittykatt 0
eggnogg 0

i moderated this one, and i clicked no

your one of the people that ruin this for others

I agree alot of people would have great fmls but people are douches

YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

Lordlucian 0

Did your mom then ask to use it?

Why would you think of that? That's just gross

Why wouldn't they? Us guys jerk it every now and again even if we have girlfriends/wives.

What else would you suggest they use? It's a whole lot safer then having sex with a boy or using food, toothbrushes, etc. I am neutral on this. It isn't a FYL or YDI. Awkward yes, but at least you have a mom that understands a woman's needs.

bexox 0

Isn't there a bridge you should be guarding?

sublime93 0
moleSG 6

At least your mom didn't mind. YDI for leaving it in plain view though.

YDI for not being able to get real dick

If someone like you is attached to it, that's really not better at all.