Music, Concert and Miscellaneous: No diggity

No diggity

By bullllllshittttt - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

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crisco5105 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:39

raves have DJ's that play hardstyle, dupstep, etc. rappers "rap" at concerts....just sayin

Ranimal 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:33

You live, you learn.

Comments

Barbourino 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:32

File a complaint

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:38

Where's that going to get you?

iBanana 17

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:47

Wow, you've got bad luck.

papaya_master 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:47

Exactly. How will a filed complaint help you in any way?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:51

For real. They'll just be like "Uhhh we were at capacity - fire codes"

persianjr1 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:35

a complaint? at a rave? wow that will do SO MUCH!! perhaps he should get his mommy to tell the rave people to give him a lolipop?

dcioth 0

Monday 7 March 2011 6:50

ya ok backpack boy u dumb fag

btown1616 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:12

YDI for liking rap... just sayin

b0ss42nine 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:32

sucks for you

samadams42 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:51

Well maybe he should have gotten there earlier? who knows. But still FYL

iSitt 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:02

ydi for not pushing and puking.

uberpwnage112 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:33

first?

Hidan_fml 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:52

No. Please try again next FML. Thank you, and hope you have a ******* horrible day. :)

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:55

I think that the people who respond to "fiiiiirst" comments are way more annoying than the first commenters. Unfortunately, that includes my comment here, so I'll end it.