By didntevenknow - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
  Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
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By  southpointchrys  |  3

This doesnt make sense, he walked in through the window?
Ohh haha nevermind i see, it's the window on the computer

  NuTrees  |  9

Window is not written in this FML. Fuck the both of yous

  Shrike  |  22

So what, 68? Even if it just said "window", it's blatantly obvious what the OP meant. If you spent less time trying to be a smartass and more time shutting up, we'd all be a lot happier. Personally, I think you're just making up excuses, not even logical ones.


Well, when it said the father walked into the room, i immediately thought door, so when i read the bit above it again, window in my head did not click as browser window, simply as a window

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

94- A piece of advice then?
Just breathe, relax and accept we all make mistakes.
Just let it go, do better next time, and no one will care about the past.
If it makes you feel better, my first comment ever was a complete bomb.....and nobody gives a shit. :)
Okay? Okay. :) Chill.

  downtime  |  12

If you'd paused for a moment to try to work out the confusion before jumping on trying to comment first you wouldn't have looked so stupid. You don't have anyone to blame but yourself for this.

  Wozuh  |  5

Regardless of whether you were confused, you obviously figured it out, it was written in your comment.
So basically all you did is write out your thought process, and waste the number 1 comment spot.

  Nekogami  |  14

Noel, I know plenty of girls who absolutely adore sucking a guy off. Like, it's a huge fetish of theirs. For some, they are being subservient and they love that, whereas others feel as though the mans emotions and feelings and his most trusted bit of who he is is locked in their hand/mouth. Power trip in a way.

I would hate to do oral on myself, simply for the fact I just hate the idea of giving oral. I'll leave the sucking to my GF. :-). She enjoys it. :)

  elletex  |  8

There are plenty of women who genuinely love giving oral. Yeah, it is a bit of a power trip. It feels awesome knowing you can make that person feel good and just lose control.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

That's something I would like to see someone do. Just out of curiosity. Seems like something pretty impossible. But I guess you can remove your ribs or be a gymnast.

By  rems109  |  5

That's an awkward situation.. You could either explain in awkward detail your curiosity about not believing the guy, or you could awkwardly go on in silence and never mention it again...