Transportation: Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 820

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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You deserved it 8 905

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 589

GameRater01 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:01

score one for karma

ddrluna 2

Monday 27 April 2009 10:10

I slow down for tailgaters. Wouldn't change if it were a cop. It's one of those moments where you just pray a deer would jump in front of you so that you could slam on your breaks and the moron would crash right into you for following too close.

Comments

GameRater01 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:01

score one for karma

BlueJeans2626 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:46

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ well said number one

zzshannon 2

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:37

I don't understand why you got negative votes

The_Snowy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:01

well your a bitch and you deserved that abviously no sympathy from me here

heywood 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:07

Cops like to tailgate. I almost brake-checked a cop tailgating me at 80 mph- he was so close I couldn't see his headlights. He passed me before I did anything stupid and only then did I notice it was a state trooper.

Macromartyr 3

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:31

Only five comments until someone said this. I Swear they love to ride your ass just for easy tickets from short tempered drivers.

whiterabbit420 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 14:09

well that's why the brake check is such a wonderful tool. if they hit you theyre gonna be in a lot of trouble explaining why they were that close in the first place

connorgrant98 24

Tuesday 11 November 2014 5:36

I hate when somebody tailgates me when I'm already going fast.

jc1015 25

Monday 20 May 2019 18:58

Yeah and if you slam your brakes for a brake check and can’t prove that you needed to stop fast the joke and the ticket are on you.

ddrluna 2

Monday 27 April 2009 10:10

mtpadgett10 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:28

it depends cuz if your going below the speed limit in the passing lane it's your fault you're being tailgated

daytoday21 10

Sunday 19 May 2013 18:57

Um no, I don't usually pray for someone tailgating me to crash into me.

yousuckballs 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:19

#5 the only bad thing is, the cop would probably still give you a ticket. They don't care if they hit you, they'll somehow turn it on ya. They're complete dicks.

amyzerz 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:21

Should have tried speeding up a few mph then slowing down a bunch. See what kind of BS excuse of a ticket he could have given you then.

kel_riv 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:24

I ******* hate tailgaters. I'll be going 105 in a 100 zone when I'm not in a rush or anything and it's like 10pm, and I'll have this douchebag up my ass, refusing to pass me. Like wtf is this? THERE'S A LEFT LANE FOR A REASON. I don't need to risk a speeding ticket because you're too lazy to turn the steering wheel 1cm and perhaps signal. At the same time, I also hate slow left-lane drivers. When I'm late (which is often) I kinda need to go 140, so if you're going 110, BE IN THE RIGHT LANE. I'd do it for you! (see prev. paragraph)

Sarra88 4

Monday 19 July 2010 22:07

Woah, where do you live that the speed limit is 100?

zackk5 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:18

kilometers per hour I would assume.

Katy326 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:25

they live in Canada. Eh?

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:03

Really any other country in the world uses KPH.

iPhanny 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:25

Ahahah YDI. Though even the cop shouldn't have been tailgating you. >.>

JeffroGymnast 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:29

This same thing happened to me. I'm almost 17 now but later last year i was going 70 in a 55 (rushing home to beat the curfew) and a CHP came flying up behind me and started tailgating me. it was dark and foggy and of course i had no idea it was a CHP so i sped up so the guy wouldnt hit me. That ended up with me having a ticket for 95 in a 55 still under my provisional license... FML right? Cops/CHP's should not exploit us.

darnellq 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 5:42

You weren't exploited, don't speed up like that.

arioch_fml 20

Wednesday 31 May 2017 19:49

Not to mention you knew you had a curfew, plan ahead for it. If you can't, be prepared to take a cab, the bus or ask a friend/parent for a ride to avoid potential problems. Also, pulling over and letting people pass is a viable option, especially going at such a low speed.